Man Sues BMW For Causing Him A 20 Month Boner

[garrett.]

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/driveon/post/2012/04/man-sues-bmw-for-persistent-erection-after-bike-ride/1#.T58Zm-21n18

uhm, what?

 

[Troy.]

Bad things happen to good people.

 

[Abc567def]

they should change their print advertising

"Our rides give you boners you will sue over"

 

[Radio]

vibes

 

[Davy.Crockett]

well that sucks, but im pretty sure there are procedures that can be done at the hospital to relieve a boner. i don't think its pleasant, but its possible.

 

[Aidan-G]

ha boner

 

[*Bird]

shit sucks, i got one for a week from the same bike once

 

[.AR6rider.]

Hahaha I saw this on Facebook a few days ago. I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit.

 

[ObiWanKablowme]

i have to say i was expecting this to be a story about the guy being into having sex with his car haha

 

[blackmamba.]

Epic claim on his part, haha.

 

[AlwaysDisagrees]

20 months without getting help? That guy is a straight retard.

 

[Big_Spence]

BIG_SPENCE THREAD OF THE DAY!

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

how awkward would it be to have to take a piss in a public bathroom at a baseball or football game? having to stand like four feet back from the urinal to arch it in. probably gets some weird looks.

 

[iSmokeweed]

i mean i still have a boner from tom wallisch's xgames gold run.

 

[caucasian_chad]

It's on USA Today. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't publish a fake story about boners.

 

[Lucas]

One time I had a boner but it turned out it actually wasnt. I haven't had boner

 

[Aidan-G]

Sensationalism!

 

[bangarangmules]

He should become a porn star.

 

[fupaface]

I'm pretty sure they stick a needle into your dick to drain the blood if a boner won't go away.

 

[Deluge]

hahahaha that would suck.. dick.

 

[Funnel]

Hahahahahaha there's no way.

 

[artfullydodged]

Wait... Boners are supposed to go away after awhile? shit...

 

[.AR6rider.]

Derp. The story is real, but I do not believe for 1 second that this dude has had a boner for 20 months.

 

[KEVTRON]

Few days? I would be worried after an hour.