Man breaks into house, takes one selfie, leaves.

[BBurt]

Funniest goddamn story I've read all day. The article says:A Colorado mother is traumatized after a stranger broke into her house and took a single selfie on her phone before sneaking back out, Denver police said.

The unnamed woman was putting her children to sleep just before 9:30 p.m. when the bizarre incident occurred on Jan. 29 at her Denver home.

The mother told police she had no idea the man was in the house and only found the selfie on her phone the next morning.

Authorities are still on the hunt for the suspect and are offering a $2,000 reward for any information leading to his arrest.

Link to story here:http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlin...ter-stranger-breaks-in-takes-selfie-on-phone/

 

[iH8pow]

Fucking. Metal.Creepy on the whole level that it is sacred. This man is an icon

 

[swoger]

I'd be pretty creeped out too if I found a random selfie of some guy on my phone. Although I wouldn't suspect someone breaking into my house as the first possible cause

 

[SnorkBoard]

Now that his shows over Bryan Cranston has a lot of free time to troll people.

 

[the.hellion.]

That's weird....I'm half surprised it wasn't a neknominate.

 

[Spinoza]

what a hero

 

[BBurt]

Haha yeah don't get me wrong this one of the creepiest things ever, I can't even imagine how scared the poor woman must have been. Dudes still a legend though

 

[Chewy.]

This was hilarious until I saw the picture. Now I'm super sketched out.

 

[Peter.]

creepy as shit

would have been funny if it was a smiling selfy

 

[*DELETED*]

Ducklips with hands on hips

 

[timmi]

Looks like it might be a weird mythbusters segment.

 

[timmi]

Looks like it might be a weird mythbusters segment.

 

[timmi]

Looks like it might be a weird mythbusters segment.

 

[DIPED_IN_SAUCE]

Shit I would move houses if that happened to me.

 

[Phil-X-]

Watch every single one of us posting in this thread wake up in the morning with the same picture on our phones but the background is your room

 

[Phil-X-]

Watch every single one of us posting in this thread wake up in the morning with the same picture on our phones but the background is your room with you sleeping

 

[Antwoin_Richards]

Imagine if it was a dick pic.

Tooth fairy stee right there haha.

 

[corona]

not quite as good as this:

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2014/01/connecticut_police_hunting_for.html

 

[BBurt]

Not nearly as good

 

[Mag]

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[OGHolliday]

weed is tight

 

[Wolfgang.]

There was this guy just watching women sleep in my town.

http://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/sandy-hill-woman-awoken-by-stranger-standing-by-her-bed-1.1477235

 

[yangumane]

might as well have gotten a better camera, that one sucks dick

 

[act.resist]

i made it so that your down votes go -2 -4 -6, you're welcome.

 

[Spagett+]

LOL I messed it up sooo bad. HAHAHAHA Got u good.

 

[TheClap.]

Awesome

 

[timmi]

Chicken fucker

 

[act.resist]

That was a reaaal dick move, spagett. Real dick move.

 

[Spagett+]

Fucking shit. This guy was innocent and they lady just didn't know how to use her phone. I just saw it on the news and her apparently lives in California, not Colorado. I feel so bad for him now.

 

[*simba*]

Oh my god this is so me.