Make Your Own FourLoko!

Dan.

Dan.

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What a great way to teach kids how to kill themselves. I bet it tastes better than the real stuff too.
 
i wonder what it would taste like with other (hard) alcohol....the fact that it has a caffenie pille scares me.
 
A) Why does he add extra caffiene? Monster has guarana AND caffiene (the appropriate amount) already in it.
B) Loko is 12% alcohol by volume (24oz). It's the equivalent of 6 beers. Adding a small amount of 40oz (which is 12% alcohol, thusly, 40% less alcoholic) the equivalent of 2 beers is NOT the same. Also, this is highly caloric. 300calories for the Jolly Ranchers (60K/cal apiece), 320calories for the Monster, plus half a sprite (120 calories) and whatever the malt liquor is (estimate around ~200+ calories)
= ~900 calories, twice the caffiene, 1/3 the alcohol, and non of the taste.

Go fuck yourself guy.
 
With the dilution of the 40 in the sweet energy drink concoction, it would only be like 4% alcohol content. Now, make it 3 parts that sweet concoction and 1 part vodka, you have a 10% alcohol content beverage. ( i think my math could be fuck, regardless, to get to a real 4loko, you'd have to use liquor, not beer/malt liquor)
 
I tried it, two monsters, five jolly ranchers, and a 40 of big bear. but I didn't add the caffeine tablet. Tasted fine, didn't get me drunk enough but kept me up till 4am
 
the better way to do this

Step one- acquire the following-98% everclear-caffeine pills-candy
step 2- using a credit card or something similar, crush up 4 caffeine pills, break them up until they are just powder, make sure there are no chunks!
step 3-using the credit card. make a line with the powdered caffeine, also pour 5 shots worth of everclear
step 4- now snort this shit (the caffeine pills, not the everclear you fuckhead). (pro tip, it WILL STING)
step 4- aright this parts important this shit will hit you FAST so you need to take the shots as fast as possible, you most likely will choking cause it tastes like paint thinner.
step 5-SURVIVE
step 5.5-enjoy that fucking candy if you live, you deserve it.
 
for some reason my work had a case of 4 loko in the cafeteria yesterday for beer thirty.........
All different flavors too..............

Now I can say I tried it........
 
you can't replicate fourloko without the secret ingredient: hatred, and a dangerous disregard for ones health and well being.
 
i kinda wanna try this except i would leave out the caff pills...to me they serve no positive purpose except messing with your heart
 
The point of 4 loko's is for little kids to steal them to get drunk.

If somebody actually goes through that much effort to try and replicate that drink.... Jesus Christ the world is fucked.
 
Duh, im just saying, to match the alcohol level you'd either have the brew the malt liquor or use actually liquor to make it at the high alcohol content. The one in the video was like 4%.
 
Damn good, I had some in the states and brought some back with me. Im getting someone to bring me some more too! It's a pre game buzz in a can. It's cheap too.
 
I don't get what all the hype is about. A well made jungle juice taste good and will knock you on your ass for a night. FourLoko just makes you feel like crap.
 
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