Make up a huge claim

[*DUMBCAN*]

I designed the B+E invitational.

 

[esotericjive]

I once landed a quintuple cossack.

get@me, sponsors

 

[percs]

Tom Wallisch complemented my jiberish sweatshirt

 

[Lou.]

I met a ton of local singles in my area through an ad I saw on a porn site.

 

[walterson]

over 50% of the hoodcrew have aids

 

[E__]

I knew where Chad's Gap used to be and I was part of the ski patrol that blew it up, fuck with me.

 

[AHREN*]

i get paid to go on newschoolers /claim

 

[*ninja*]

i fucked your girl /no claim

 

[Dode]

I can do a quintuple backflip doublenose grab off a 20 foot jump while twirling my skis above my head /claim

 

[suup]

I'm 7

 

[Noddard]

This thread should be in NSG /claim

 

[sNaubi]

that would be pretty sick tho, for reals

 

[SHARKWEAK]

I cleared chads without breaking my ankle

 

[Easy-E]

i got my skis on without falling /claim

 

[Brule.]

I did a double on Chad's Gap this past winter. /claim

 

[Yaraelpoof.png]

I beat Kim Jong Un in a game of skate in 4 tricks

 

[sNaubi]

funny cuz it might even be true hahaha

not funny because aids is horrible

 

[SFB]

this thread isnt dildos

 

[olic]

Andy Parry, Will Wesson, Rob Heule and Sami Ortlieb signed my old skis on Friday and I did a whirly doodle!

 

[_Tommo_]

The answer to Life, the Universe and Everything is 42

 

[E2W13]

one time i saw snow

 

[Apresbang]

I'm the real slim shady /claim.

 

[snowpocalypse]

I met the woman of my dreams on Christian Mingle, then got rid of that 2:30 feeling with 5hour energy all while sitting in a boat made out of a screen door and flex seal.

 

[GrahamGould]

I taught Tom Wallish how to ski

 

[James.May]

I gave 46% of the hood crew aids

 

[SPUTnik.]

I'm gonna put a the loop de loop rail on chads gap /

 

[gusestomp]

I banged this girl... like hardcore

 

[Davy.Crockett]

i can divide by zero

 

[Fitz_]

I can make it down the bunny hill without falling bitches

 

[p-fo]

Why are people downvoting this? The mental image is fucking hilarious.

 

[thejerkstore]

No, I'm Spartacus

 

[FreeRangeWeesal]

i /claim your mom