Make up a huge claim

[Nike_Nako]

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[Cleapster]

this one time I was going down a run and then I did a Frickin 180! /claim

 

[mt.hemel]

Just met the traveling circus crew /claim

 

[No.Quarter]

I'M THE BEST SKIER ON THE MOUNTAIN!

 

[Calb3rt]

gravity is a theory.

 

[LukasSchroeder]

i am on newSchoolers right now /claim

 

[steezyjibber]

I own a fucking yacht

 

[luke.smart]

CLAIM

 

[Montana_Hoodrat]

I just had sexand it felt so good

a woman let me put my penis inside her

i just had sex

and ill never go back

to the not having sex ways of the past

 

[Miomo]

The United States

That's a pretty huge land-claim, right?

 

[snakerton]

I've been in the traveling circus van /claim

 

[first_rodeo]

The South will rise again

 

[a_burger]

I can do a whirlybird

 

[caderobinson]

i can trip cork

 

[ski0]

I can spin faster then vinny cash, torin YW, and schlopy combined.

 

[MaryO]

I met skiierman in real life and he's a really sweet guy! I didn't make that up. Or did I?

 

[Peachbutt]

I am the traveling circus van. /claim

 

[Malcolm]

I sent $5000 to a rich Nigerian prince and he actually sent me triple my money back

 

[JAHpow]

I simply walked into Mordor.

 

[brotherdad]

I invented the question mark

 

[GeorgiaJibber]

I camp eat a dups fattie in 10 minutes, and i can eat 10 crispy chicken ranch snack wraps/claim.

 

[gingaskier]

had sex with this super hot babe while doing a nose butter triple cork 1620 over chad's gap. Claim/

 

[Finkle]

I beat up Chuck Norris. /claim

 

[Shredsterr]

I'm the hired specialist that's really responsible for the Concordia disaster. /claim

 

[roddy116]

I chugged a forty.

 

[Ribss.]

I go to the coolest school on the west coast. /claim

Oh, and my dick is huge.

 

[pastysmasher]

My Penis is so big, I need 3 skis!

 

[AdiibA]

I make it snow.

 

[Daski]

53x Cork 28620

 

[twatt_chaurus]

i peed in her butt . /claim

 

[*TURBONERD*]

I am tom walish

 

[sNaubi]

I had sex with Maude Raymond, then I stomped a quad cork 2160 winning xgames 2014/claim

 

[first_rodeo]

one time i rode powder at ( windham Hunter Blue Mt creek )

 

[DeRizzo]

I can do quintuples all four ways

 

[broto]

TOMORROW I WILL DO A TRIPLE

 

[Agamemnon]

I didn't know Tanner Hall's ankles were broken

 

[the_armidilo]

im sponsered by Kraft macaroni and cheese /claim

 

[Iraq_Lobster]

i have full tilts /claim

 

[Noha]

Are you 12?

 

[Ryanvdonk]

I am Spartacus

 

[BBurt]

Im gonna put a rail on chads gap

 

[Malcolm]

I'm down let's do it

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

one time, bill murray came up to me in a wendy's, took a fry off my tray, ate it, looked me in the eyes and said "nobody's going to believe you"

 

[BBurt]

I mean I had a REALLY tough injury 5 years back so Im not sure Ill be able to

 

[robotdna]

Yeah I heard some am snowboarder broke his ankles.............

 

[Lachie.]

I set up a rail on chads gap

 

[OG_Loc]

My parents buy all my ski gear /claim

 

[Lachie.]

fuck someone else already said that

 

[animeallstar]

tomorrow

 

[Turkelton]

This one time, at bandcamp....

 

[jibbpeter]

I beat Andreas Håtveit in a game of S.K.A.T.E