Make skiing G again

you can do whatever you want on the hill but there is no way you are catching me doing shotgun gestures with a bandana over my face this season
 
When everyone had bandanas you'd find them in the trail all the time. We'd started grabbing anyone we could find and hooking it on somewhere. By the end of a busy saturday you'd look like a fucking blob of prayer flags.
 
This might sound fucked. But I would get hyped if the Fox News headline read. “Family of 4 slain at local ski resort by NRA member with registered AR15; suspect facing 10 hours of community service for killings.”
 
13957290:evaroni said:
This might sound fucked. But I would get hyped if the Fox News headline read. “Family of 4 slain at local ski resort by NRA member with registered AR15; suspect facing 10 hours of community service for killings.”
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No it definitely sounds fucked
 
13957290:evaroni said:
This might sound fucked. But I would get hyped if the Fox News headline read. “Family of 4 slain at local ski resort by NRA member with registered AR15; suspect facing 10 hours of community service for killings.”
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wait what the fuck
 
13957314:evaroni said:
Guys....

“Fox News”

“Registered NRA”

“AR 15”

Don’t be thick.
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I must be pretty fucking thick then because I still have no idea what the fuck you are talking about
 
13957290:evaroni said:
This might sound fucked. But I would get hyped if the Fox News headline read. “Family of 4 slain at local ski resort by NRA member with registered AR15; suspect facing 10 hours of community service for killings.”
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This ain’t it chief...
 
13956942:theabortionator said:
When everyone had bandanas you'd find them in the trail all the time. We'd started grabbing anyone we could find and hooking it on somewhere. By the end of a busy saturday you'd look like a fucking blob of prayer flags.
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Pretty handy for blowing my nose etc. I've started carrying them around in my pocket and actually using them for their intended purpose. I've got plenty of pockets in my giant snowboarding pants.
 
13957290:evaroni said:
This might sound fucked. But I would get hyped if the Fox News headline read. “Family of 4 slain at local ski resort by NRA member with registered AR15; suspect facing 10 hours of community service for killings.”
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What in the phresh fuck does this even mean
 
Nah we need to bring to bring it way back to the days of rocking an army green Giro Bad Lieutenant helmet with bullet holes leaking blood and Rossi Scratch skis with Freddy Krueger killing something.
 
13956920:BASEDJAH said:
you can do whatever you want on the hill but there is no way you are catching me doing shotgun gestures with a bandana over my face this season
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Going to quote this in my sig thank you sir

**This post was edited on Nov 6th 2018 at 2:09:05am
 
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