Make me lol for a free brazzers account

Blindsurfer

Blindsurfer

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yo ns i have the login info on a legit brazzers account. post funny shit here whoever makes me lol hard gets the login info. go
 
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topic:Blindsurfer said:
yo ns i have the login info on a legit brazzers account. post funny shit here whoever makes me lol hard gets the login info. go
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this is a weird transaction. we make you laugh and you allow us to get our nut. something about this makes me uncomfortable.
 
13555616:FrenchFry said:
dude. Please just give it to me. Had ACL surgery yesterday and won't be skiing all year.
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You could get a better hobby. Painting? Drawing? Crafts? Photography. I love when my friends are injured because then they film haha
 
13555622:TheBigApple said:
You could get a better hobby. Painting? Drawing? Crafts? Photography. I love when my friends are injured because then they film haha
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Haha dude i play guitar 24/7. And sing. But ya as soon as i can ill film
 
so a guy applies for a job with the L.A.P.D

Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, just one more test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot six black guys and a rabbit."

Guy replies "Why the rabbit?"

Inspector says "Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!"
 
A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."
 
13555722:Noha said:
The racism in this way outweighs the humor. - K...
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You sound like the type of guy who while on your knees would temble and beg pc principle to shove his cock into your weeping face.
 
can't you fucking guys just get pussy on the street like everyone else. watching porn here and there is ok, but if you need porn and can't get pussy you are just a fucking pervert.

throw your computer out of the 50th floor of a Brooklyn apartment building, and start fucking for real again.
 
13556063:facedownassup said:
can't you fucking guys just get pussy on the street like everyone else. watching porn here and there is ok, but if you need porn and can't get pussy you are just a fucking pervert.

throw your computer out of the 50th floor of a Brooklyn apartment building, and start fucking for real again.
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You sound fucking frustrated
 
13556076:CHORIZO said:
You sound fucking frustrated
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when was the last time you got laid? you can't even get used pussy on Saint Catherines Street

dude you are FRUSTRATED

YOU HAVN'T BEEN LAID IN FUCKING 6 MONTHS

YOU ARE LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH ME
 
13556089:facedownassup said:
when was the last time you got laid? you can't even get used pussy on Saint Catherines Street

dude you are FRUSTRATED

YOU HAVN'T BEEN LAID IN FUCKING 6 MONTHS

YOU ARE LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH ME
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anyone who's wants to be called "His Highness Hollywood" can't be getting laid with any type of regularity

I call bullshit on you
 
13556063:facedownassup said:
can't you fucking guys just get pussy on the street like everyone else. watching porn here and there is ok, but if you need porn and can't get pussy you are just a fucking pervert.

throw your computer out of the 50th floor of a Brooklyn apartment building, and start fucking for real again.
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Bro, Sticking your moms toothbrush up your buttohole while you jerk off doesn't count as getting laid.
 
13556158:McNoche said:
Bro, Sticking your moms toothbrush up your buttohole while you jerk off doesn't count as getting laid.
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do you know how fucking gay you sound, you are picturing and thinking about me putting a toothbrush up my ass?
 
topic:Blindsurfer said:
yo ns i have the login info on a legit brazzers account. post funny shit here whoever makes me lol hard gets the login info. go
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why not just give the login info to everyone so that everyone can profit?
 
13556239:Sno. said:
why not just give the login info to everyone so that everyone can profit?
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Cuz everyone is into different stuff and i dont want to watch suggested videos from you watching all that ebony
 
13556063:facedownassup said:
can't you fucking guys just get pussy on the street like everyone else. watching porn here and there is ok, but if you need porn and can't get pussy you are just a fucking pervert.

throw your computer out of the 50th floor of a Brooklyn apartment building, and start fucking for real again.
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it's more about getting something for free that you'd usually have to pay for by doing something as little as making someone laugh.

but yeah i'm a huge pervert too.
 
I don't if you guys even noticed, but I was SO happy it was international men's day a few days ago. Men have constantly been over looked throughout history and Its really nice to finally be able to say "This is our day."
 
Is this just the standard account or do you get the extras or showcases? The standard is sub-par.... better off sending nudies of your sisters to some dude on 4chan for a FacialAbuse account.
 
wake up, put your dick in your pants, and go find some pussy like a normal person

what the fuck is up with all this internet viral bullshit
 
13557656:facedownassup said:
wake up, put your dick in your pants, and go find some pussy like a normal person

what the fuck is up with all this internet viral bullshit
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1. No one likes you

2. What the heck is your profile pic?

3. I doubt you've been laid recently by someone more attractive than the "solid 7" girl
 
The US has released a list of the Porn found in Osama's house:

1 - Ramadan her throat

2 - Jihad a good time

3 - Martyrs of ass destruction

4 - Hide in my cave

5 - Twang my tali-banjo string

6 - Al show you my Qaeda

7 - Get it allah inside her

8 - Burka Bitches 14: All Allah, All Anal
 
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