Gah, I could only get your karma to 16970 not 16969... but it sounds like you need to 1. find guy, 2. get fucked, 3. rinse and repeat.
Or do drugs.
Or get naked.
Or pretend you're really, really drunk (do shit you wouldn't normally do, stumble around, etc) and then when they breathalyze you, blow 0.0 and act totally sober. Because you're actually totally sober. I've done that with some friends and it was actually way fun.