Make a claim

[PsychicMigration]

Because were all just here making claims and taking names.

 

[JoeF2661]

First

#claim

 

[Bushdid9_11]

My great grandfather invented the hinged garage door

 

[iFlip]

My great grandfather invented the garage door.

 

[SendyMcSendyface]

I fucked your mom

 

[Chron_Rabbit]

my great uncle invented air conditioning in astronaut suits

 

[oldmanski]

Claimed my bags at the baggage claim in Seattle yesterday

 

[BedBugDoug]

My friend flipped Shia leboof the bird when he walked past him once

 

[ThatSkiierKidd64]

I started the term "mad steazzy"

 

[DirtYStylE]

I just beat [tag=256866]@BigPurpleSkiSuit[/tag] at fantasy football ?

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

Fumble is -2 pts, but 2 fumbles by the same back is almost impossible

I just beat [tag=256866]@BigPurpleSkiSuit[/tag] at fantasy football ?

 

[-eREKTion-]

I saw Chris Benchetler in the grocery store. I said, "What up, Chris" and he was too polite to admit he had no idea who I was so we had a very awkward conversation for about a minute.

 

[DirtYStylE]

Fumble is -2 pts, but 2 fumbles by the same back is almost impossible

I’ll take the two touchdowns

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

Was it last year my kicker outscored your QB on Monday night?

I’ll take the two touchdowns

 

[ChadThundercock]

I shit in a urinal

 

[DirtYStylE]

Was it last year my kicker outscored your QB on Monday night?

?‍

 

[iced]

my great grandfather, Orwell Poopering, invented what is known today as pooping when he experienced discomfort in his abdomen after eating an entire T-rex

 

[Jems]

My dad designed all of the freezers and fridges you see in target and cub

 

[ASSholebomber22]

If I get my back wheels in a sidewalk crack jussstt right, I can almost do the ollie

 

[PeppermillReno]

I'd rather eat a clam than a claim.

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

My grandmother on my dad’s side’s last name was Smirnoff. Vodka is running through our blood line /claim

 

[Bushdid9_11]

I'm a way better skier than you

 

[elcheapo]

I dropped a bucket of ice on restaurants owners Ferrari in high school and never told anyone. I feel so much better.

 

[PsychicMigration]

I dropped a bucket of ice on restaurants owners Ferrari in high school and never told anyone. I feel so much better.

This is just a confession