MAGIC BULLET!!!!!!!!!!

[Freshbakedbread]

Such a perfect product, 4 frozen strawberries, 1 banana, Milk, Sugar, and frozen blue berries. SUCH A DELECTABLE TREAT, Made 4 of them today. Go buy one, it will be the best purchase of your life!

 

[skiierman]

 

[bootleg_BEN]

^ Thats odd

 

[charmander]

magic bullet?

 

[wiener]

milk, peanut butter, chocolate syrup and a scoop of protein powder. like a peanut butter cup

 

[Nathn]

My parents get all that stuff. We have a magic bullet, slap chop, sham wow, and a george foreman.

 

[karmagod]

 

[SteezyOhio]

NO, Thats awesome, yet it totally puts all conspiracy theories to even more of real scenarios

 

[messplay]

IM A COLLEGE STUDENT. GOT IT THIS LAST CHRISTMAS, BUT 5 YEARS AGO I'D BE LIKE MOM WTF, WHERE IS MY SCOOTER? BUT ONCE I TURNED IT ON, OH-MY-GAWD, THIS THING BLENDS BETTER THAN A CHAMELEON IN A RAIN FOREST ON A HOT SUMMER JULY DAY AROUND 12:13 PM

 

[B-runge]

I FUCKING HAVE ONE

best individual smoothie maker ever

ima go make one

minus the blueberries(dont have none)

add strawberry bananna yogurt

few ice cubes

lil milk and oj

and your golden

 

[iFail]

1 frozen banana, frozen strawberries poured in with it(like 10ish?), blended to chop up, then milk(VANILLA SILK) added to total 2.5-3cups of bananaberryishmilk in the blender, then a really big peanut butter scoop, 1-2 normal sized nesquick(or better chocolate pow stuff) scoops, choc. protien powder, and some silk nog if it's in season, or cinnamon if you want it sweet, then blen again, every morning!

Or the cherry w/pom. juice kind for a less sweet taste.

And creatine and glutamen(spelled somethin like that), before it added to my shitt knees knee pain(and so did coffee, so wtf!? +100 hours PT, sucks!).

then 2 oxycontin 80s(in my epic imagination where I have $60 to spend ever morning).

 

[B-runge]

sounds gross^

 

[bootleg_BEN]

Bullet being undamaged is odd. Not the rest of the conspiracy. i had never heard of the bullet being found and unharmed.

 

[iFail]

I know but it tastes so great when you make it right

 

[jblaski]

Your grasp of the English language is FUCKING. TERRIBLE.

If you're older than 8 years old, you should be taken out of your house. Obviously your parents don't give a shit about their illiterate son.

On topic: I don't have one, but every time I see the infomercial, I really want to get it. That, and the Xpress Redi Set Go. Also looks awesome.

 

[shredsteez]

thats pretty damn crazy.

 

[cultrara]

ive always wanted one of these. its one of my favorite infomercials. the best actor is the lady smoking and being pesimistic