Mad TV

Yes sireee Bob.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women
 
'he look a like a man' ms. swan.

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
ahh dude the best show ever is MXC on spike

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Cocaines one heluva drug

'Why'd the dinosaurs die out?' 'Because you touch yourself at night!'
 
^ yeah thats awesome

'noooo I don't wanna Nooo stop it stop it'-Stewart

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
Mad Tv is rairly funny. when it is it si prutty good though. It doesn;t compare to Shapells show or even saterday night live for that matter

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Boycott Ipod!
 
i love stuart

'my mommy said that i should never talk to strangers but i think its oakay as long as you stay away from my daaaaaaaanger zone'

tooth fairy-is there any thing the tooth fairy can do to make u happy again?

stuart-(demonic)......im in my dark place......

i laugh my ass off when i see that

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
its funny, but i prefer watching SNL, nothing beats Weekend Report. but it was much better when will ferrel was on, same with the ladies man and tracy morgan

 
ya mad TV is always good, but SNL has always been my favorite. weekend report makes me laugh harder than anything on mad tv

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
woops, my bad, what can i say, i've been up for almost 20 hours already, my brain needs sleep to function.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
the best weekend update ever was when Norm MacDonald was the anchor

I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond

Sex is a race and I always win...
 
yah, update, you get my drift, and i miss norm so much, the show Norm was one of the funniest things on television, it sucked that it was taken off the air. and even worse that he tried to make a comeback with that terrible show in that cheese town

 
actually its gone to shit, same with SNL. its just not funny anymore like back in the day

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
Mad TV puts a lot of effort into their skits but they rarely turn out funny. Stuart and Rusty are two of only a few brightspots on that show.

 
SNL is better, mad TV is more stupid comedy that a 10 year old would enjoy. I think it is stupid and not funny at all.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
And your right, come to think of it i dont watch either anymore cause they both suck now. As soon as Will Farrel left it went down the shitter. Chappelle's show is amazing though. I'M RICK JAMES BITCH.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
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~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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this and that with rusty sketch is stupid it isn't funny at all

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
its actually starting to be funnier than SNL now. i deont know why. maybe it is because ppl like Will Farrell rnt on there anymore or sumthing

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
why not just watch The Chappelle Show and you wont even feel the need to watch crap like SNL and mad tv anymore

I AM CHARLIE MURPHY

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
'let me do that'ahahahaha chapelle show is awsome too. wwwwwhhaaaaaaatt, oooookkkaaaaayyyy,yyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhh

will you be my mommy-Ralph wiggins

harvey knows all
 
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