Mad kangaroos

[alex=]

Anyone have kangaroos who get angry easily?

I broke my kangaroos legs with a baseball bat and now he won't look at me. Idk what their problem is, anyone else have bitchy kangaroos?

 

[Swankie]

Lol

 

[NewEscuelers]

did some research, thought this was silly

 

[SFB]

it was very silly.good job sir.

 

[mowglii]

i lost

 

[ThundaKilla]

My neighbor's kangaroo constantly knocks over my garbage cans and shit. They don't do anything about it because "hes only a joey and is just curious."

 

[Mr.Huck]

 

[RimJobber]

If he ever does this, my suggestion is to back the fuck up

 

[SkierPT]

This thread is going places

 

[Mr.Huck]

 

[_DUSTY_]

I think mine is starting to become sexually mature, he just stands there and does this:

 

[CheddarJack]

I just smash em what they get mad.

 

[Dingo69]

Yes

 

[B.Aussie]

My kangaroo is a grumpy motherfucker. Just because I ate his brother, the fuck. He won't even bid me anymore.

 

[RimJobber]

1. Why the fuck would you eat a majestic beast such as a kangaroo2. What the fuck does bid mean in Ass-tralia

3. How does is feel to be a far less superior country to 'Murica

 

[Lemon]

lolz

 

[*simba*]

The kangaroos I work with at the zoo are chill as fuck. Aint no anger there.

 

[feihlination]

mine are just orgying 24/7. not directly annoying but still kind of bothersome.

 

[B.Aussie]

Bitch please our dollar is worth more than yours.

And because kangaroos are pests, their meat is delicious and really low in cholesterol. Much lower than the traditional red meats.

 

[timmi]

Kangaroo meat is a tasty treat.

 

[E__]

But timmi, always remember to eat your vegetables.

 

[timmi]

I do. It's easy 'cause they can't roll away that fast.

 

[E__]

Careful of this one then

 

[RimJobber]

Our country is still better.And kangaroos arent pests, theyre the badasses of the outback. They're wondrous creatures that deserve life.

Also, you never told me what bid meant

 

[feihlination]

why would you even feel the need to say that?

 

[gotti]

Im losing to all ur comments why are they downvoted

 

[RimJobber]

Because people's meters are broken today.