Ma Head Huuuuurts

I heard that if you spray fart into your hand and then bitch smack your self in the face it will cause any headache to leave right away!
anal grease
space docking
 
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caffeine can be okay. some people get headaches if they don't drink caffeine that day, since its essentially an addicting drug, so drinking caffeine alone would be fine.

Then again, OP could be dehydrated, which could be the reason for her headache, which in that case, would be bad to drink caffeine.
 
it dilates the blood vessels in the brain that relaxes the nerves. trust me with a guy who has chronic migraines
 
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I have had a headache for the almost the last three weeks. today is the first day that i havn't had tylonol or advil. I'm starting to wonder is something is fucked up
 
holy crap,
i usually only party at college, but yesterday i had a party in my hometown so i stayed over at my parents house...
it kinda got out of control and i had agreed with my parents that i'd call and they'd pick me up...
so around 1am i call them to pick me up and drive me home...
i was quite drunk so it was an awkward ride, i arrive home and go straight to bed, i sleep like a rosie....
now around 11am i wake up again, kinda hungover, i take a shower, drink my bottle of water and i go into the living room where my parents are...
now it turns out that around 3am i sleepwalked into their bedroom and fumbled with the lock on their closet, they wake up and ask me what i'm doing, apparently i mumbled "toilet", so my dad took me by my arm, lead me to the real toilet, let me do my thing, then lead me back to my bed...
fml, maybe i need to slow down on the alcohol for a while and also never party home again, at least not when my parents are around ...
Sparknotes:Got wastedwent to sleepsleepwalked into my parents bedroom and tried to pee in their closet ...
 
also i'd like to add: i just pooped and it was a "beer-poo" (smelly and juicy)but it was a drywipe ! GREAT SUCCES !

 
dunno, but i'll have to be careful, @ college i sleep on a mezzanine, accessed by a ladder, if i walk off while sleepwalking it's a 10 foot drop onto my microwave/sink...
so in some way i'm lucky it happened at home and not at college ...
 
........:(........

Did you hear, I'm sort of over her, and more involved with obtaining Bonnie Wright as of now
 
This always works for me:

Take a power dump then make yourself a fruit smoothie with 2 ibuprofen in it. keep drinking water as needed as well. should be good.
 
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