Loud Ways of Waking People up

Ian.

Ian.

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alright so my brothers friend one morning woke me up by bangin a pot and pan together as a joke then the next weekend he stayed over and i woke him up with a air horn and revenge so no its like a war
so ive come to you for cheap very loud creative ways of waking people up i wanna have some fun with this

ps jorgen dont tell curtis about any of these ideas
 
thats like the funniest thing ever i lold hella hard

but any instrunment works great especially an electric guitar on full distortion and full volume
 
pour a bucket of water on their head.

put their cellphone in a blender and take it to their bed and turn it on.

grab a chainsaw and turn it on and wave it at them as they open their eyes.

build a bomb (use google), open their window and blow up their car.

 
buy a bunch of small, cheap battery powered alarm clocks and hide them in hard to find places in his room.
set each one to go off like an hour after the one before it. (2:00 AM, 3:00 AM 4:00 AM etc)
now he'll keep gettin woken up all night, and he'll be so pissed and tired in the morning!!!

 
i already did a air horn i love the alarm clock idea where can i aget cheap battery power ones
any other ideas
 
oh sorry, i forgot that some people couldn't tell what a joke was if one danced naked in front of them. here ya go mr. serious:

disclaimer: do not build bombs, wave chainsaws, blow up cars, destroy cellphones, or do anything else that is against the law in your region. k-rob does not advocate illegal activity and any misinterpretation of his jokes are not his fault and he cannot be held accountable for any illegal activity commited by the reader of his posts.
 
oh look at that said that in the original post. or if he sleeps in his boxers you could sprinkle kool aid on his sheets and turn him colors. then like wake him up and ask why he is green?
 
if instead of waking him up cover his enitire floor in those little Cacti you can buy at Lowe's or Home Depot, imagen waking up amidst a sea of cacti, sooooo beat.
 
does it have to be loud. if he gets drunk wait till one night when he falls asleep drunk and sneak one of your friends who is comfortable with their sexuality into his bed have them distrub him enough that he wakes up and watch him flip out as your friend gives vivid details of their "sexual" night ... and film it
 
haha one time my friend woke another friend up by getting naked and sitting on his face, then like swiping, so he was draging his ass and balls on his face.we did the firecrackers in the trash can, which was awesome!!!
another cool thing to do would be get naked, or alteast just boxers, slowly climb into bed with him, put your arm around him, then when he wakes up in the morning he will be so freaked out, this would work especially well if he was drunk the night before and couldnt remember anything.
 
a snowplow drove back and forth past my apartment this morning for about 40 minutes, and it scraped the pavement very loudly and beeped when it backed up.You could just gather a ton of miscellaneous bright lights and train them all on him until he wakes up

 
whoever this kid is, he reminds me of my bro, so annoying in situations like that, and yeah, he does sound gay when singing "i believe i can fly", oh well i think anyone does
 
This ideas only works if it's game day/ a house boat trip/ or that you usually drink in the morning.

but one way we wake up those who are sleeping in the morning is by playing loud drinking games like Thumper or Ye- Haw right next to there bed.

OR I've been woken up by having a Dog thrown up on my bed and then I wrestled her (still drunk when I woke up so it seemed like a great idea)

I think a Megaphone could be fun too and just yell into there ear with it.
 
Anything done on Viva la Bam...

I can't find the clip of my fave... but the one where Dunn and Tony Hawk wake up Bam. They first place a ton of thumb tacks on the floor outside of his bedroom door and then Dunn brings in his CBR crotch rocket and does a burnout in the house...
 
does he have a dresser or cupboard or something? just tie a rope or something to all the shit in his room and pull! everything comes smashing down and its loud and messy.

also, i would put all of these together. the multiple hidden alarm clocks, the fireworks in a trashcan, airhorns, loudspeaker with say a dog barking into it, turn on a few vacuums.

that would be impossible to beat.
 
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