Looking for a ski with maximum "Kill Potential"

mountaindewgirl

mountaindewgirl

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Hey guys, a little bit about me, I'm like 6'8, 290 lbs, type 3++ skier.

I'm looking for a ski with maximum "Kill Potential" for mowing down Jerrys and little kids.

It's not that I *necessarily* want to murder them, I just need to eliminate any and all threats to my party.

They'll be replacing my fine Ukrainian-built Fisher Ranger 107 Ti Alpines (189cm).

I can't seem to get the blood stains off them, so I'm ready for something new... something deadly.

Thanks
 
topic:larilinesign said:
Hey guys, a little bit about me, I'm like 6'8, 290 lbs, type 3++ skier.

I'm looking for a ski with maximum "Kill Potential" for mowing down Jerrys and little kids.

It's not that I *necessarily* want to murder them, I just need to eliminate any and all threats to my party.

They'll be replacing my fine Ukrainian-built Fisher Ranger 107 Ti Alpines (189cm).

I can't seem to get the blood stains off them, so I'm ready for something new... something deadly.

Thanks
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Dynastar cham 107
 
192 Wrenegades. Or really any long burly ski with a bird of prey on the topsheets.

Maybe something custom in the range of 210cm length, 110mm width, long sidecut, damp, metal, heavy, with all metal race bindings. Put a lil hood ornament of a serpent or some shit on each tip. Keep your edges at a 0.5° base bevel and 3° side bevel and hone the edge every other run, better to kill than maim if you do end up mowing down anyone. Get red topsheets to hide any blood stains and radioactive neon bases that add a nice underglow effect.
 
OG katanas, volkl collabed with the military industrial complex to basically flatten a Patriot cruise missile into the shape of a ski
 
Get some 192 Armada Declivity X's. Slide a box after mowing down some beaters to leave a trail of blood as a warning to future beaters
 
topic:larilinesign said:
Hey guys, a little bit about me, I'm like 6'8, 290 lbs, type 3++ skier.

I'm looking for a ski with maximum "Kill Potential" for mowing down Jerrys and little kids.

It's not that I *necessarily* want to murder them, I just need to eliminate any and all threats to my party.

They'll be replacing my fine Ukrainian-built Fisher Ranger 107 Ti Alpines (189cm).

I can't seem to get the blood stains off them, so I'm ready for something new... something deadly.

Thanks
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These, but grind off the tip so it slices them up correctly. Due to their typically small waist width. You can combine two of them with west systems gflex, one facing forward one backwards for tail rocker/slicer.
 
14563776:mikem said:
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These, but grind off the tip so it slices them up correctly. Due to their typically small waist width. You can combine two of them with west systems gflex, one facing forward one backwards for tail rocker/slicer.
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Very good reach on em!
 
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