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13055814:Lord_Byron said:
Things about me that make me employable

-no gag reflex

-top level tastes

-record fedora levels

-next level new era poll creating talent

-I'm black and Obama made it illegal not to hire me

-my peen is a respectable 4.77 inches long

-I hate mayonnaise

-hp123 and I just got done boning in his moms clothes.

-he has mommy issues, think arrested development.

-I collect my semen and feed it to the poor so they can know the taste of heaven.

-do the same with my poo

-I don't enjoy sunlight

-I'm gay so ur even more racist

-even if you hire me your still racist cus ur white and straight.

-I'm the mildly disputed greatest member on ns of all time.

-one of my balls is bigger than the other

-each of my dreads contains high levels of nug, you can puff puff pass each of them like a rolled up dabber.

If you don't pick me I'll rape ur little white bumhole.
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you didnt get the job
 
13055814:Lord_Byron said:
Things about me that make me employable

-no gag reflex

-top level tastes

-record fedora levels

-next level new era poll creating talent

-I'm black and Obama made it illegal not to hire me

-my peen is a respectable 4.77 inches long

-I hate mayonnaise

-hp123 and I just got done boning in his moms clothes.

-he has mommy issues, think arrested development.

-I collect my semen and feed it to the poor so they can know the taste of heaven.

-do the same with my poo

-I don't enjoy sunlight

-I'm gay so ur even more racist

-even if you hire me your still racist cus ur white and straight.

-I'm the mildly disputed greatest member on ns of all time.

-one of my balls is bigger than the other

-each of my dreads contains high levels of nug, you can puff puff pass each of them like a rolled up dabber.

If you don't pick me I'll rape ur little white bumhole.
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I think you're trying too hard.
 
I started Microsoft, one of the most influential companies ever.

Rid the world of Polio.

Am billionaire philanthropist.

I need an entry level nannying job so I can get welfare to feed my family.

Please help me, I really need the job...my family needs me.
 
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