Look Pivot Owners Thread

I fuckled my brake the classic way. Roommate needed an extra pair today so I was out there at 6 am bending the brake as hard as I could and then trying to make the edges better, them being my park skis. Ended up just using shitty rentals and didn't even try them :(

I still got banged up on my glutes from the Griffons
 
my ass got more fucked with attacks, they may not be as sharp as jester/griffons or as dildo like as pivots. but ill tell you for free that mf chode of a heelpiece absolutely violated me not once but twice, left a hell of a bruise.
 
Always a good time. I spent all day skiing switch in slush today and I was hoping and praying. I guess my prayers were heard

14211295:ConesForBreakfast said:
I fuckled my brake the classic way. Roommate needed an extra pair today so I was out there at 6 am bending the brake as hard as I could and then trying to make the edges better, them being my park skis. Ended up just using shitty rentals and didn't even try them :(

I still got banged up on my glutes from the Griffons
 
He doesn’t deserve credit for shit. He called me Daniel and sat on the inrun calling me dog. I ain’t yo dog, bro. Get tf out the inrun if you not hittin

14211341:WoFlowz said:
Jack you didn’t give credit to Emmett ??He loves backslaps and Bentleys with neon pivots on
 
14211381:eheath said:
You're newish, but this has been a joke since this site was started.

yeah and it's still got some juice in it

[tag=195966]@cydwhit[/tag] pivot 15 erotic graphic novel when?
 
my pivots and i share a special bond since the accident. since then, my pivots like to explore the frontier reaches of my body no person has ever gone before.
 
14211360:SkylineGTR_R32 said:
He doesn’t deserve credit for shit. He called me Daniel and sat on the inrun calling me dog. I ain’t yo dog, bro. Get tf out the inrun if you not hittin

Hey atleast he’s entertainment it’s basically a porno watching him backslap with his neon pivots cause “landing foreword flat feels better”
 
I’ve been skiing Pivots for a decade or more and have never once had any ass-to-heelpiece contact. It’s not the bindings’ fault, it’s yours.
 
14211478:day10 said:
I’ve been skiing Pivots for a decade or more and have never once had any ass-to-heelpiece contact. It’s not the bindings’ fault, it’s yours.

So you’re telling me you’ve never backslapped? This happened when I landed back seat with my griffons and they aren’t at an angle like the pivots.
 
I've fucked in the east

and I've fucked in the west

I've even fucked girls

with really large breasts

and as long as I'll live

and as old as I'll be

I'll never fuck as hard

as my pivots have fucked me.
 
14211315:shin-bang said:
My pinky got smashed by them today in the parking lot, now my finger is swollen and black

Man I did that a couple years ago..shit hurt sooo bad! Condolences to your fingernail.
 
anyone have any 95mm or 115mm brakes they'd trade for 130mm?

I have like 3 pairs of 130mm and don't need any of them.
 
first time I saw pivots at my local shop was also the first time that I got my finger stuck in a ski binding, also there were pivot 18 and it fucking hurt.
 
14212763:oldspicewalrus said:
Is anyone afraid to sleep in the same room as their pivots or is it just me????

Nah I spoon them when I go to bed. Trust me the penetration feels better when you’re in a consensual relationship with them
 
I had my first pivot backslap on Sunday I felt completely violated but it was very pleasurable 6/10 wouldn’t recommend just because of the soreness
 
14241212:WoFlowz said:
I had my first pivot backslap on Sunday I felt completely violated but it was very pleasurable 6/10 wouldn’t recommend just because of the soreness

Nah the soreness is just part of the experience
 
I have 2 skis with pivots and 3 sets of fucked up brakes. You do the math

14243023:Chrischi69 said:
I dont own a pair but i rode a buddy's for a day and kinda bent the brake. Not totally fucked but the breaks are like paper clips?
 
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