Look Out Your Window

Jake...

Jake...

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Ok, i will start off by telling you i am 16, my brother is 15, we fight alot but not like actually fight.. just argue and stuff, and try to "own" eachother. So a few days ago he was just being a dick so i was like what ever im not argueing right now im not in the mood. But i knew i had to get him back. This brings me last night.

It is midnight, i have school the next morning and im reading a book for class. At this time i see my brother walk into the bathroom to do his teeth. Perfect. I have an idea. I will creep into his room, lay under his bed, and jsut up and scare the SHIT out of him. I get up out of my bed quitely so he wont hear me and i grab my cell phone. Hahaha this is going to work perfectly. I will send him a text that says "look under your bed" and he will look down and i will jump up, this couldn't be better. I position myself under his bed, I flip open my phone, scroll down to my brothers name, and choose send text. I have to hurry, i have to send this by the time he gets in the room or he will see the light from my cell phone and none of this will work. Wait, why am i telling him to look under his bed. Here is a better idea, i will tell him to look out his window, in this case i will jump up from the side of the bed he is looking out of! THIS is perfect, he will have NO idea where i am, where as if I told him to look under his bed he would know where i am. " L-o-o-k o-u-t y-o-u-r w-i-n-d-o-w" done. haha send this message before he gets back! i hear foot steps, this is PERFECT timing. Right as my brother walked into my room his phone rang to the tone of his text message. perfect. i need to shift slowly so he cant hear me, just enough so im not directly under his bed, so i can jump up in about 5 seconds when he will be at the direction of his window. Shift 1,2,3,4, bingo. "AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "OH MY GOD JAKE WHAT THE HELL! I SWEAR IF I HAD SOMETHING IN MY HAND RIGHT NOW I WOULD STAB YOU IN THE FACE WITH IT" "hahaha i got you good you fucker" Then my mom walks in because she heard my brother screaming. After all was over everyone went back to bed to sleep.. but im sure i got my brother so good that right now he is still cleaning up the shit from his pants from last night. HAHA he got owned and it felt so good.
 
my brother does that to me all the fucking time, so usually i just set my alarm to the middle of the night, get a large container of cold water, and toss it on him
 
i have 2 brothers, both younger. when the youngest was in the shower before a school dance (his ride was supposed to be there in a few minutes), me and the other bro took a big roll of clear packing tape and taped up the entire doorway so it was basically one big window. he turned off the shower and we could hear him scrambling to hurry up and get done. i went to the top of the stairs and yelled "chris, your ride's here, hurry up they've been waiting". the kid swings open the door (it opens in btw), flips off the light, and runs straight into the huge wall of tape and it bounces his ass backwards onto the floor. best part about it was that we had the whole thing on video.. and the towel that he was wearing got stuck to the tape and just stayed there. we fucked around like that all the time.. definately fun times.
 
i do stuff like that all the time to my brother...but my dad is the master at it..hes always hiding in my room waiting to scare the shit out of me and it works..the best trick i do to my brother or dad (not mom cause its to wierd) anyway when they are in the shower you sneek in and turn the water to all the way cold and walk out quickly but quietly and right when you get out of the bathroom you hear "AHHHHH FUCK ITS COLD"...haha gets them every time
 
how would you do that without them noticing?

anyway. one of the best things i ever did to my brother was i had some left over from a big breakfast i made for myself. well i put it all on a plate but then i put the whole plate in the oven for 10 minutes. made it super hot. well i walked over and gave it to my brother who was still in bread as breakfast in bed. he was like uhh whats this for. grabbed the plate and burnt the crap out of his hand and through the food across the room. haha
 
hahahaha ya thats so sick. "gets them every time" lol

And another 1260 that was fucking sick. hahahahaha runs right into a walkk of tape. What a joke .

And jake, your bro got owned, and hes not clever enough to get you back that good.
 
hahahahah..thast just mean....me and my brother just randomly start beating the crap out of each other...(for anyone who knows my bro he is fucking huge...like is a massive ball of muscle...but is slow so i get advantage there)anyways..he comes in from working like 12 hours...walking down the hall...i run and jump on his back and wrap my arms areound his chest and lock em up and lock my legs around his hips so tighten up...he starts flayling around and eventually just falls over...funiest thing to do...or a get a stick and start smacking him with it....i basically just piss him off for fun..hahahahahah./..
 
ahhaha that sounds like my brother kinda. except he isnt that strong. i am 5'5, he is 6'4. 1 year age difference.

back when he used to be really fat, but still the same hight i used to be able to take him even though i was over a foot short then him. but now that he lost like 80 pounds im screwed.
 
i could still take him just because i am 10X faster and have strong hips/legs/waist...like if i can get my legs around him...or on the ground i could pin him pretty good...but he is just too strong normally...like i can jump on his back and he will just stand there and be like..."did you want something?"
 
one time i heard my oldr sister come home from work and she thought there wasnt anyone in the house and so i hid behind wall.as soo as she walks in i scare the shit out of her...it was awesome
 
when I was younger, my brother used to hide in my closet, wait till I was asleep, then start making monster noises and banging on the door
 
We were on a ghost tour in some old city in the south and it was a late night one too. So we are walking down some streets on the sidewalk where there are only like 2 street lamps and there are like 2 haunted houses on either side. So teh tour guide keeps talking about the houses and i sneak onto someones lawn and go around their backyard and hide behind the wall of the next house. the whole tour walks by and my brother is in the back. As soon as he passes I jump from behind the wall and grab him. He screams at the top of his lungs and the whole tour turns around to look at us. My mom was so pissed off at me
 
well my bathroom door is not loud at all..and my brother is only 10 so he has no reason to lock the door..and he has a shower radio that he always has on really loud and he also faces the oposite way of the faucet.so its so easy
 
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