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Heya. So I'm moving in to my girlfriend's apartment sometime in January (hopefully) and need to find a subletter for my current room desperately. Therefore, Father Christmas (that's me) is giving you a ragin' deal on a kickass home in Burlington. That's right. No more living in the shitty dorms next semester. You're going legit.
My room is more spacious than Jenna Jameson's vagina, with a nice big closet and plenty of floor space. More importantly, it comes FURNISHED. You don't have to find a bed, or even a dresser if you really want it. Hell, I'll even give you a desk for all the studying you're not gonna do!
The rest of the house is quality real estate as well. Huge living room that's connected to the kitchen, and furnished with a sick corner couch that sits 7ish and another couch that hosts 3-4. A bumpin' speaker system (we're talking two 4ft speakers for bass and two premium treble speakers), a massive coffee table, and a decent TV round out one hell of an awesome living room. We got a nice beirut table right around the corner, so as not to disrupt living room activities. We even have, not one, but TWO roof access areas (one in the front and one in the back) for maximum beer drinking and J smoking enjoyment during the spring and summer.
What about the roommates? You've got four of them, and they're all awesome. Every one of them is a laidback, friendly individual and they all like to fuck around and have a good time. Just last week we had a Nintendo-themed party, which was devastatingly awesome. Lots of 420-related activities, and with that comes some of the best connects in Burlington. Your friends will cum when they see the quality plants you'll be bringing to the table (at decent prices too). That being said, these guys are not gonna keep you up all night either. They all have shit to do and you'll definitely be able to get work done. One final plus on the roommate situation -- they're all 21+, so if you're not, alcohol is gonna be very VERY easy to get a hold of. You'll also be sharing the place with the coolest cat to ever walk the face of the earth. He goes by many names, but whatever you call him, he is a pimp. He kills mice for your enjoyment, he plays constantly, he doesn't scratch, and he cuddles... he is the epitome of everything awesome about felines.
But what about location? That's important, right? Very much so, and this place is hooked up on that front. You know Centennial field? Right next to Trinity? That's where you get to live. 10 minute walk from campus, although there is a bus that goes up from Trinity regularly, and we're pretty close to downtown as well. Have a car? We got plenty of parking spots available.
So right about now you're wondering how you're gonna afford $1000/mo. Oh wait!! This place is only $550/month. Yep. For those of you who live in Burlington, you know how fucking rad that is. Hit me up with a PM any tiem for pictures, more information, whatever, and get on it because this place is being advertised pretty much everywhere. Peace!
My room is more spacious than Jenna Jameson's vagina, with a nice big closet and plenty of floor space. More importantly, it comes FURNISHED. You don't have to find a bed, or even a dresser if you really want it. Hell, I'll even give you a desk for all the studying you're not gonna do!
The rest of the house is quality real estate as well. Huge living room that's connected to the kitchen, and furnished with a sick corner couch that sits 7ish and another couch that hosts 3-4. A bumpin' speaker system (we're talking two 4ft speakers for bass and two premium treble speakers), a massive coffee table, and a decent TV round out one hell of an awesome living room. We got a nice beirut table right around the corner, so as not to disrupt living room activities. We even have, not one, but TWO roof access areas (one in the front and one in the back) for maximum beer drinking and J smoking enjoyment during the spring and summer.
What about the roommates? You've got four of them, and they're all awesome. Every one of them is a laidback, friendly individual and they all like to fuck around and have a good time. Just last week we had a Nintendo-themed party, which was devastatingly awesome. Lots of 420-related activities, and with that comes some of the best connects in Burlington. Your friends will cum when they see the quality plants you'll be bringing to the table (at decent prices too). That being said, these guys are not gonna keep you up all night either. They all have shit to do and you'll definitely be able to get work done. One final plus on the roommate situation -- they're all 21+, so if you're not, alcohol is gonna be very VERY easy to get a hold of. You'll also be sharing the place with the coolest cat to ever walk the face of the earth. He goes by many names, but whatever you call him, he is a pimp. He kills mice for your enjoyment, he plays constantly, he doesn't scratch, and he cuddles... he is the epitome of everything awesome about felines.
But what about location? That's important, right? Very much so, and this place is hooked up on that front. You know Centennial field? Right next to Trinity? That's where you get to live. 10 minute walk from campus, although there is a bus that goes up from Trinity regularly, and we're pretty close to downtown as well. Have a car? We got plenty of parking spots available.
So right about now you're wondering how you're gonna afford $1000/mo. Oh wait!! This place is only $550/month. Yep. For those of you who live in Burlington, you know how fucking rad that is. Hit me up with a PM any tiem for pictures, more information, whatever, and get on it because this place is being advertised pretty much everywhere. Peace!
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