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good god. who else here has had the misfortune of seening a human birth. It is fucking disgusting. We finished everything we needed to do the other day in Bio, so we threw in one of the videos that was left in the science storage room. It was titled the miracle of life. They made it in the 70's showing this nasty fat lady giving birth. Fucking sick. Picture a large rubber band strething to the size of a football. Thats gotta hurt.

-Dan

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i think the birth of scotchy is disgusting

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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...

 
i heard the doctor tried to throw him out with the placenta.

'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

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haha i heard its the equivalent of a guy pissing out an orange

you know its a 70s porn that your watching cuz the guy has sideburns on his dong

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one more reason why having a vagina sucks

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I dont trust anything that bleeds for five days and dosnt die.

'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'If you arent mad enough to bareknuckle box, then you arent mad.'

-Red Forman

 
you see one in dr t and the women,but not the whole thibg,just a shot of it on its way out

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whoa man, i am not looking forward to that in bio next year, my teacher next year has slide shows from all the drugs he confiscated when he was in the navy.

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the movie had nothing to do with the class, we just watched it for fun...looking back it wasnt very fun, just sick.

-Dan

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I neeeed two perrs.

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we had to watch some video like that in middle school for sex ed, but my teacher thought it was really funny and kept rewinding it and playing it so the baby was goin in and out, in and out... It was sick as shit.

 
yeah, i definitly could have done without seeing it. It was certainly the most hideous vagina known to man.

-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

I neeeed two perrs.

Representin' in the 3-1-5
 
It's nothing like porn. Gross, hairy, stretched-out vaginas....EWWWWWW

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yeah, we watched that video is health class, it was a requirement of passing the course. the doctor like shovels puke out of the babies mouth or something. oh god, that scarred me. and there is all that puple stuff and it is soo NASTY!

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Whoow! You know you can't bring that weak ass stuff up in this hompybompy! You kill the joe, you make some moe! You know that baby! Else you in for a long day, a looong day, 'cause Triple T's in this BIIITCH!
 
ya, i heard they tried to throw him out with the placenta, but the garbage man heard the cries of this really fat chubby thing in the back of his dumptruck

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we watched a movie similar to that in bio. all i can say is ewwwww. we watched another showing a vasectomy. not quite as gross but very disturbing.

 
we watched that shit in 8th grade it was so disgusting

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we had to watch that shit. i about fucking puked

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that's why ya always wear the jimmy hat fella's.

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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...

 
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