little kids getting in the way

^^you are a fucking douche bag. dip shit. fucking pole smoker.

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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.

CEX

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this is why i like blackcomb so much. no ignorent fuckers in th highest level park

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dont get it twisted
 
Ya, little kids in the park are a bitch. Mt. Snow isnt bad compaired to killington,VT though, they put their park on the easiest beginner trail on the mountain.

 
haha its so funny this post came up

i was in our park the other day which isnt ne great shakes so we always build our own jumps

now at the bottom of the park there were a couple like 8 or 9 year old snowboarders building a jump

we kept tellin them that the lip was messed up and that the first person to jump that was gonna die but they didnt care

so they all walked up the hill to hit the jump

then some lil girl on skis comes wedging down the terrain park, hits the kick, her feet go out from under he so she is now parallel to the ground, and promptly snaps one of her skis as it impales the ground

ski patrol came to get her and she sed she had never done a jump before and that it was her 3rd time skiing

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hows the view from sugar heaven bitch?

hey farva, whats that restaurant with all that shit on the walls and the mozarella sticks?

Shenanigans?

do u know what i pulled u over for?

littering and..uh..littering and..uh..littering and..uh..littering and smokin the reefer

liscense and registration please...chickenfuck
 
i hate it when people that go once or twice a year come and just sit infront of the jump and you cant go cause they r in the way then they try a jump and just get like 6 inches off the lip

 
cmon man, that's like what I've am this year...

I've only skied for two days all season and I was only in the park for about one so I gotta like get used to it and all

On my way to goddom
 
i hate when little kids go through the park, my bro was goin for a hit and this little kid went up the jump, and didnt even make it up the lip. my bro almost took him out

BECAUSE SKIING NEEDS A FUTURE

-line skis
 
it's the worst when little kids snipe you. my buddy got sniped and he skis up to the cam, about to start a rant then just makes a 'rrrgggh' sound and flicks up his hood, funniest shit ever

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'hey baby, it's no good if your friends can't have none'
 
I had the exact same problem on new years. Little 10 year old bastards who ruin your jump, fuckers.

 
I also hate dick snowboarders that still represent that Skier vs Snowboarder hate shit, and they like knock snow from their snowboards on you when your chillin below the lift. Like when your waiting to hit a rail or a jump.

And while I'm on the subject.. Last year, some dick snowboarder on a liftchair yelled out 'Twin-tips are for FAGS!!!!!'. I still can't comprehend the stupidity of that remark.. Fucking rediculous.

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Broken collarbones are so awesome.

Steeze-E-O's

'Skier Tested, Mother Approved'

Its simply what we eat.
 
Tremblant needs a thing where you have to buy a park pass to go in the park cuz then u wouldnt have so many retards that cant even ski goin down the park and cutting u off

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Remember, theres no such thing as bad snow! just shitty skiers!
 
the only thing about a park pass is for the people like me that goes twice a year for a day. and yesterday i went to hit a jump and a little snowboarder kid not more then 12 went right into the landing and stopped just as i left the lip so i had to miss him some how so i through my body and landed on my side and hurt like a bitch. i got up and started yelling at the kid and he got up a snowboarded away and didnt even realize what he had done

 
^You're gonna want to yell louder. I take idiots for granted, I just dont go until i know its clear.

 
I hate it how you get the dumb little children that don't even know how to get up the hill on a tow rope. At my hill there is just a fast tow rope that you use to get up the hill and the idiot kids grab the rope catch their edges and fall, adn don't get me started on there park edicut, DROP has lost all of its meaning and same goes for holding up your hand.

If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
 
haha, the whole yelling 'DROP'/'DROPPING' and holding up your hand thing only works for people who know about park etiquette, or the people that are actually good skiers! If you are talking about some kid that can't ski, it's a given that none of that stuff would work...

On my way to goddom
 
coppers got a little park for the kiddies so you think they would just go in that but NO they go through both it's like thier ski instructors encourage them it bullshit

especially the ones who stand right in front of where you want to drop in in the pipe you have to yell at them to move

and the worst part if i land fakie and it a little fucker and kill em i will be in a world of shit thier defense is you should of checked the landing. i hate em

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poles were made for breakin

corn was made for shuckin

girls were made for fucking--GT
 
That snowboarder that yelled 'Twins are for Fags' at jibEmpyre must have issues in his head. His board is also twin-tipped. Haha. Yea, theres a lot of dickhead snowboarders out there looking to rag on skiers, but little skiers can get anoying too.

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Mont Tremblant 04'
 
Yea dude, dumbass ppl who snowplow thro the park roll over jumps push the snow off the lip or sit on the landing are fucking idiots. so are ppl that cut me off, you dont wait ur turn to get cut off by some idiot who cant ski.

Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
 
o god...this is one of the best posts ever.

keep it up

people who have itchy bums wake up with smelly fingers.
 
there was a jump taht was a little too big to get enough speed for, but I tried anyway and had to starightline the park, but some fat snowboarder rolled over the lip right in front of me.

im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
 
I actually did land on a guy once who was lying down on the landing. He was in the perfect spot so I couldn't see him. Landed on his legs just behind my binding. The funny thing is I stuck the jump. Anyways now I check. Not as bad as the time I nailed some lady while riding switch all the way from the top of the hill... now I look behind me all the time instead of just checkiung periodically. See, you learn things from these experiences. So go ahead and land on the kids, is what I'm saying, I guess.

 
what happens at our mtn is people go off the kickers intended for rails, so the constant snow plowing off the sides kills the hits, pisses me off so much

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Pat

Repin the CMP

'Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds'

~Bob Marley~

 
me and my cousin were just going down south ridge at sunday river to get to the lodge down there and we weren't going that fast.. and there's this old ski instructor dude that takes every chance he gets to yell at me. he has this mountain dew helmet thing and must be atleast 50. and he stopped me for going 'soooo fast in a slow zone and i almost hit one of his kids he was teaching' so then later on in the day when we were heading over this trail that's just rocks and hardly any snow and i see him taking, maybe about 5 year olds who were doing pizza down it! I mean seriously, and he was worrying for their safety? Taking five year olds down those kinds of trails. I haven't seen him there this year.. thank god. But there's tons more ski patrollers (cant spell) there to protect the little kids. They always stop people coming from amex into south ridge. It's so dumb.

East coast skiing - Sunday River
 
Don't hate on the little kids, they are just having fun like you, and they don't know any better. Plus in a couple of years they are going to be much better than you anyway, and then they will complain about the 'old guys' in the park.

Snowboarders on top of the table is a different story...

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JD has it right....always take idiots for granted. i always assume that anyone who isn't obviously experienced in the park is

i got a good one....the other day at coppers pipe one of those instructors that winterparksuks was talking about took his stupid little snowplowers through the pipe. one of them was waiting because he sucked worse than the rest, and so i went. i'm about two thirds of the way down, i hit the right hand side, and i immediately look down to see this fucking shitface bastard STRAIGHTLINING the pipe completely out of control. what's worse is he's right under me. i almost ate shit super hard trying to avoid him, i mean fucking seriously!!! how could you ski right under someones line through the pipe. at least his instructor had the common sense to chew this twerp out so i didn't have to.

it's amusing every once in a while though....the same day i saw the same instructor with the same group of kids, and he lets the straight slide the yellow fun box at copper, which had about a two foot gap.....the third kid to hit it was going about 0.16 mph, and caught his tips on the front of the box and smacked his face right on the box and started bawling......best laugh i've had all year

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
I hate it when ammatures are laying all over the park or even runs. Some fuckers don't have enough common sence to stay to the side if they're gonna be taking breaks and falling on shit.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy!
 
last time some fucker snowboarder was sitting under a nole at Crystal Mountain in WA, i had to veer out of the way so he wouldnt die. i ended up hitting a dip with a mogul after it going about 30 mph, slid about 250 feet and tore my right ACL. from now on, if any fuckers are sitting in a dumbass spot, they're gettin a ski in the face.

~^logan^~
 
i fuckin hate it when little kids ski in the park and cut you off right before you hit a jump. they just dont know what the hell they're doing

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bomb hills not cities
 
sierra has put big fence things that you have to go around. It pretty much funnels an entire trail into a 8 foot wide s-turn with chunky burms, man eaters as I have heard them called. I swear to god you have to be the luckiest person on earth not to slam into some kid as he cuts from across the trail and into the park. Also, it destroys any speed you have and attarcts people who like to sit in retarded spots.

im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
 
i should start doing that ^ im sick of those little fuckers and their parents. over this weekend i was skiing and dropped in to the table and these two 40 year olds or something went to go in for no reason and started to cut across the inrun and i was like 'theres a line folks' all sarcastic........really annoying

-Ira

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
Mountains should make a mandatory 20-30 foot drop just to get into the park, that would keep the gapers out!

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there is always going to be little shitts in the park just intimidate them, give them an angry fist or swear at them and they will back off. what really sucks is when you land and you shit goes all over the place. you have to hike up to the jump and get it while people are3 about to land on it

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i dont think we should try to intimidate little skiers that get in the way. mabye just tell them that they're in the way. if we scare off all the young kids our sport is as good as dead.

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'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome' -Seth

'It's Ttotally Doable!' -Shane McConkey
 
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