Link to story with kid who shit in a bathtub because he had a boner

[DrunkRandy]

I saw a story on here before and It was about some college guy who had to take a shit at some girls dorm or somewhere at her place and he had to shit bad but he had a boner so he shit in the bathtub abd she walked in and freaked out. Anyone have the link to that story?

 

[PhaedeD]

this is newschoolers, you will be fed very well in the next few minutes.

 

[Mr.Turtle]

i shit with a boner every morning and i dont make threads about it

 

[japanada]

Sounds like a Tucker Maxx story

 

[sammiedee]

I lold

 

[Mr.LemonPie]

I think you may be talking about this thread?

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/390497/

 

[skijunkiedtm]

I actually do remember what you are talking about, I don't think it was an NS original though.

 

[DrunkRandy]

Trust me, if someone finds the link to this story, all will be happy I made the thread. A chick the guy just met walked on on the guy shitting in her bathtub with a boner at her apartment.

 

[Stickity]

i know which one he's talking about

it's from some bodybuilder forum where the kid goes out with this girl, goes back to her house, gets a boner, uses the bathroom and takes a bloody poop in the bathtub goes he can't get his boner to piss in the toilet

 

[DrunkRandy]

Right on. Now somebody find a link to this story.

 

[Heart]

here you go op:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&page=1

 

[Amadeus.]

omg i forgot about this. shit is so funny.

 

[DrunkRandy]

+k to you for the help my friend!!

 

[DrunkRandy]

+k to you as well,

 

[Mr.Turtle]

o?

 

[The_Big_Tuna]

I fucking laughed so hard.

 

[Rosbif]

What. The. Fuck.

 

[Parks.]

read that story and i laughed sooo hard!!

 

[navierSTOKED]

the misc delivers

 

[AT-AT]

Bahaha

Those drawings are ridiculous lol

 

[Flacko]

 

[Lucas]

Wierd lol

 

[Mr.LemonPie]

I'm pretty sure he pees into bottles, in the last paragraph he says something along the lines of say what you want about peeing into bottles...but I have no idea why, pretty disgusting.

 

[Davy.Crockett]

threads for sure

 

[theabortionator]

 

[*Bird]

haha yep i remember this

 

[theabortionator]

oops

 

[Lé.Skiing]

could have been prevented if he just stood over the toilet and angled himself penis straight down and arse almost 90 degrees to the wall... still pretty funny because he sounds semi retarded..

 

[hoodratz47]

for some goddamn reason. this thread is killing me so hard..

 

[Orrin]

This had me in tears.

 

[Ender]

water birth

 

[blackmamba.]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=123521391&page=1

same guy, haha.

 

[AT-AT]

I cannot handle this guy hahaha

 

[theabortionator]

Is there a link to the full works anywhere.

Also while looking I saw another one of his posts on there, but not nearly as good as the OG one.

In the last few min found another thread with the text and there's still the pics floating around. Wondering if anyone has a link to a copy of the original. Just came up in a convo and was trying to find it.

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=136817203&page=1

 

[WoFIowz]

Good bump.... Wtf who carries pee bottles with them

 

[Pigeon.]

Good bump.... Wtf who carries pee bottles with them

u dont?

 

[CLQ]

Good bump.... Wtf who carries pee bottles with them

I’m a busy guy, I don’t normally have time to walk all the way to the bathroom. My productivity has increased a lot because I am able to stay focused on the task at hand without interruption. I am all about efficiency

 

[ChadThundercock]

I shit in the bathtub because I think it's a toilet when I'm on acid.

Bless up.