killermonkey, are you talking about mccully culkin? why would you say 'that guy from richie rich' when you could have said home alone 2: lost in new york.
how cool would that be to get in a threesome with those two? they'd prolly argue about who sucks dick better, and i'd be like 'i'll be the judge of that'
'kind of like semen covered breasts???'
-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.
go fez, he rocks, but the guy from good charlotte needs a glass rod shoved up his dick
'its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha' - huckster989
'Everyday the biased scum-of-the-earth imbecile that is Bill O'Reilly never ceases to amaze me with his overall idiocy and lack of grey cells between his ears.' - trevorwoulddoit
sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
how do yo guys all know this stuff? i dont hear about it..
'your friends hate you, plain and simple, your a loser man, but your in luck, wal mart has a half off sale for ropes going on, and for an extra dollar theyll tie the knouse for you' - Ds91260
It's so ironic, a guy who plays a character who never gets any is getting the hottest hollywood chicks ever
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Caleb
'hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean no TV? So he failed a class...its not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was 19.' -Peter Griffen