Lindsay Lohan

'and mean girls was a 'good' movie.. it was embarassing walking into that and even worse walking out hard'.........god that's classic

'Afterlife....if I knew I had to go through another life I'd kill myself right now'
 
I hate not reading the first page then coming to the second and not know what they are talking about.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4
 
yeah shes def one the hottest chicks in history other than olsen twins and hilary duff

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High North session 4

'fighting on the internet is like the special olympics, even if u win u are still retarded'-Unknown

its great to be straight

'I need it for programs like Adobie, kinda for songs but mostly porno.'-Misty7

'sorry, were u saying something? i was just lookin down at ure breasts.'-petek
 
she hosted snl this weekend... sweet jebus i had no idea....

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
i heard she got a DUI the other day... but that doesnt make her any less hot

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
of course it makes her hotter!

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
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oh my

 
shes makin a wierd face but oh my cleavage god

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
Yeah i remember thinking is she got or not in Freaky Friday. I've come to the conclusion that she is one of the best out there.

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Team Fresh
 
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