Life is not a competition.

[ktollefson_1080]

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[No.Quarter]

My dad could beat up your dad

 

[SHARKWEAK]

yes it is and Gus Kenworthy gets a huge thrill from it

 

[shr@gler]

 

[ignantchief]

you idiot life itself is based on the properties of natural selection, or "survival of the fittest." Our species (homo sapien) would not exist if we did not compete and win versus less fit species. We compete every day to better our resume, to be more successful than other people, to have the hottest girl--it is human nature.

 

[SFB]

i bet your dad only has like 5mil.

 

[TechnoPotamus]

yes it is

 

[Caspaaa]

This is one of the most disturbingly true quotes I have ever read.

It's everything.

 

[Jeebus.]

Seriously though...

 

[dispatchQ_main]

no way jose

 

[GetBent+]

sure it is. dickweed

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

I'm better than you!

 

[Wolfgang.]

I guess you must have lost the game of life.

 

[Bombogenesis]

lol life is literally the biggest competition in the universe you dipshit

 

[SamtheEagle]

well it isnt a competition anymore because I already won

 

[Troy.]

you probably can't even lift

 

[Caspaaa]

Can't tell if sarcastic or just at a loss of words like I am

 

[.Hugo.]

Is that what your parents told you to make you feel better because you suck at everything you do?

 

[skifoo]

can you even backflip

 

[Rachy]

life is a competition unless you're an existential sybarite that doesn't want children.

 

[deleted5]

Yes it is and I'm winning.

 

[Caspaaa]

When life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave everyone else to figure out how the fuck you did it