Let me tell you something

[skiblandford]

Before you say cool story bro... read this
There once lived a man who worked at a convenience store. He was a nice man with a pregnant wife and 2 children. Then one night a strange man walked in and killed him for no reason. The police were baffled until today when i was buying some drank at a gas station and saw what appeared to be the man that murdered the convenience store employee. When the man walked away one of the people in the gas station called the police. The police came and arrested the man for murder. I hope that son of a bitch goes away for a long time.
footnotes: saw a murderer get arrestedLesson to be learned: dont kill people

 

[theline]

cool story bro

 

[H8CH]

Did you tell the Gas Station peeps to call the 5-0? How did that conversation go??

 

[Travapple.]

mmmmkay??

 

[snowdon]

How did you know he was the murderer? More information is needed here.

 

[skiblandford]

basically we were all like, that looks like the guy on the news. so the gas station employee called. would have but i didnt have my phone with me

 

[a.wall]

im not sure if that story was even cool.