Let me tell you about my dreams young children.

PaleCelery

PaleCelery

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I thought this dream was so weird I couldn't help but share it.

So I'm in some building right, except I'm naked. Not a big deal. I don't question it because its a dream and I do what I want. I'm walking around these dope ass hallways when I decided that it would be a good idea to hitch a ride from the guy who drive this white STI, except the car is only about 2/3 the size of a normal STI, which sucks because there is like no legroom and I'm stuck in the backseat crushing my nuts.

So I'm all like, FUCK THIS, I'm gonna race you. I get out of the car and fucking race this guy and romp his ass. You might be asking "What car did you drive? I smoke cocks!"

I don't even need a car. I fucking hovered around naked and still won the race. When I wanted to shift gears I reached down to my right foot and shifted because that's where the knob was. (sticking out of my foot) I even used an invisible clutch.

My memory is slightly foggy, but I remember drifting too. I wonder what I used for the e-brake.

I wish I could make stuff like this up.
 
in my dream last night my brother and i were hauling ass across the saudi arabian desert cause a bunch of angry fundamentalists were chasing us because we're infidels
we were doing a pretty good job of shooting them off, but they were gaining on us...but then we realized there was a 3rd person in the range rover with us: a saudi oil baron's son with a western education who was sympathetic to our plight mostly because he liked smoking weed back at college in the USA and you couldnt do that in his home country.
so anyway, we made it to the gates of his palace and the angry militants couldnt chase us any further because they respected the oil baron too much. so anyway, it all seemed like everything was gonna be alright, but then we went inside and nobody was happy to see the saudi son.
apparently the whole family was extremely upset that the son had become so Westernized when he went to American college...and his father's bodyguard was extremely pissed off about it.
then the bodyguard found out that the oil baron's son had been at an Obama rally the previous semester, and had literally been within 20 feet of Anderson Cooper and failed to assassinate the CNN anchor. when he heard this, the oil baron's bodyguard jumped on the son and started choking him...the father protested but then the bodyguard shot him. then the bodyguard produced a knife and started stabbing the son in the neck like in that scene from 3:10 to Yuma...it was totally fucked.
so anyway, my brother and i grabbed a couple guns and started shooting our way out of the place, since at this point the bodyguard and all his hundreds of bodyguard buddies had begun taking over the compound
so we were blasting away at them and made it into the back garden, only to find that the militants from earlier on had scaled the walls and surrounded us...
but just when it seemed all was lost, there was an earthquake and my brother and i fell through a massive hole in the earth, then we fell out of the sky on the other side of the planet and started skydiving onto the Big Island of Hawaii
but then i woke up...
 
i had a dream where a puppy ate my leg. and i could feel the pain

and it was fucking terrifying

this is bad considering i have a puppy coming in a few weeks
 
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weird but sweet.

usually my dreams consist of me hanging out with friends smoking weed, then going to 7/11, which is weird cause there arnt any 7/11's near me.
 
aww dude thats such a bummer. i wouldnt last a summer without slurpees and sketchy 79¢ corndogs.
 
there are roughly 4 seven elevens within walking distance from my house, and about double that withina few minute drive
 
i had a dream where my anthems fell off my roof rack while i was driving, they got completely fucked, it was more like a nightmare haha
 
Corndogs at your 7-11 eh? I don't recall.

I used to buy this $1.99 big gulp / quarter pound hot dog combo. But the hot dogs just were too raunchy, and the fountain pop...

I could find specs of black I dunno what in it. I thought eh its a fluke...or just a few specs. I try and get the few specs out...jsut to find there are a fuck load of them in there. And I bought another big gulp like a week later and the same shit was in there.

So for $2.53 now I go to McDonalds instead. Mcdouble minus onion + a medium fry....for $2.53

Not bad......

 
I had the most fucked up dream last night

alright, so i was outside my garage smoking a ciggarette when all these people started showing up outside my house like it was there destination. i was like what the fuck what do you want? and they were like "is this 32 poop street?" and i was like no you have the wrong address, ive never heard of poop street. and they were like it's in portland are we in portland? and i was like no we're in scarborough and they were like SHIT! then these fat awful obnoxious ginger doods came up and were like "WHAT ABOUT THE BAND MAN, WE"RE IN THE BAND" then they started just vomiting everywhere like pulling the trigger and launching vomit at me and shit and i like ran in the house to get away but they swarmed my house and started to tear everything apart and puke all over it. so fucked up. i think it's the painkillers i'm on.
 
thats funny you had a dream about an sti. i had a dream about one the other night. some kid i went to high school with had one and we converted it into a plane. it was kinda fucked. he was in the drivers seat controling the throttle and i was in the pasenger seat flying the thing with a fucking Wii controler
 
I had a dream the other night where I was in the end of a movie that I didn't know. Then the movie looped and I was in the beginning, in a mall getting shot at with George Bush. I wish I remembered more because it was crazy.

The next night I was eating sharks. I would find tiny little sharks and swallow them whole, and I started seeing how big of a shark I could swallow (no homo). I found the shark that I thought I would max out at, and I proceeded to swallow the damn thing backwards. The fins were all caught in my throat and I woke up thinking I was choking.

Last night I woke up at 3am. For some reason I thought I was in MW2 and my jackets/hoodies hanging on my wall were giving my location away via heartbeat sensor. I jumped out of bed and ripped all of my hoodies down and threw them to the ground.
 
anybody else ever have a dream here their teeth just start falling out? apparently they are pretty common.
 
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