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i work at a grocery store. today two ladies came through the line where i was bagging groceries. now i try to avoid stereo typing for the most part, but these two were the perfect picture of a lesbian couple. short hair, beefy, piercings, in general just butch as hell. they were buying a few things, among them a half gallon of lemonade, for which they had a coupon. when the cashier i was working with tried to swipe the coupon to activate the discount it didnt worked. she tried a few times and then looked up and said " im sorry but the coupon for your Lesbonade doesnt seem to be working." i have to admit i lost it, fourtunatly i covered up with a fake coughing attack which preserved my integrity, but the cashier just got slack jawed stares of disbelief from the customers and turned bright red. when they recovered they just tried to ignore it but they seemed to be really pissed.

... any way i though it was fuckin funny though id share.
 
They weren't lesbians! All lesbians look like this:

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Freudian slips are classic. The other day my soccer coach was telling us about this six goal game but by accident he said "alright guys so were gonna play the sex goal game" and we all started laughing and then he said "well guys it is the weekend". This does sound kind of creepy but our coach is young and mad chill so it was hilarious.
 
thats funny. Something similar happened in my class when we were giving some presentations
My friend Conor is doing his and talking about the Ghetto of Boston. And there are some Black kids from Hartford in my class, so he goes, "So he had to move to the Ghetto part of Hartfor- I MEAN BOSTON!" While staring at one of the black students the whole time. It's really funny because Hartford does have a ghetto, but nobody in my school lives in it. I lost it also, but I didn't have to hide it though because everybody in the class was laughing along with the teacher.
 
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