Legit teachers

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Ceru

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kinda random but anyone have/had a teacher that is real awsome, like one that u can do anything in the class and not get in trouble/ joke around with?

i know one of my teachers (mr sileo) was real legit, we would be talking one time and he wouldnt say anything, then some other people and class would be tlaking and he would yell at them. and like basically he was a real chill guy.
 
ye theres 3 at my school

emerson=hotty

rusty=sleeps/came to our school cuz he was cought with a hangle of capt. in his last school

roache=wicked chill skis and his last name is roache
 
mr bright

wore skater clothes, is always mistaken as a student, skateboards, longboards, snowboards, always misspelled words on the bored just to mess with kids.... and was an absolute genious. you could tell he's like too smart for this world.
 
HAHAH people like that are sooooo fucking awsome, like you know they are way to smart to be doing anything at all. my sisters friend got a sixteen hundred on the SATs, got a full scholorship to BU, and dropped out becuase he said it was too easy. now he works 2 jobs at a walgreens and mcdonalds!
 
heres my buddies and i with the man

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my 7th grade teacher(whos leaving this year, and would be my homeroom)mr. dykstra(yeah, dyke)was so legit. his calss was funny and pretty easy and he was really funny and he skied, and went to mammoth each year for like a week. best teacher ever
 
My biology teacher Mr.Bliss. Dude was awesome he was one of the best skaters in my school and we have a few sponsored kids and he was as good or better than a few of them and he was like 30. Was in a band that tours all over the US. Snowboards and is way sick has his own clothing line with a pro skateboarder and he is way into the earth and everything.
 
my anatomy teacher put in a boring movie about the heart once cause he didnt have anything planned for the day. but we all hated the movie so one of us got up and took out the movie and we watched family feud the rest of the time. and he just sat back and ate his pizza in the back of the class. then all the time hed be like alright well its deer season and i dont really wanna give a test on this so im not going to. and when we were dissecting cats he let us cut the messentary (the stuff that hold down/in the small intestine) and then we played jump rope with the small intestine. he's pretty rad.
 
iv had a couple really great teachers, my 4th grade, dont remember much about her, my science teacher, one question on every test we had was whats the name of bart simpsons dog, and he was such a chill guy,

nest year I have two great teachers, one calls me annican skywalker cuz my names annica, it sounds kinda lame but its really funny the way he does it
 
my latin teacher was probably one of the coolest teachers ive had. every class he would ask us if we have any stories to share about anything so people would just come up with random shit to talk about to waste time and get off track. it was weird because i still learned alot even though we would waste an easy 15-20 minutes of the first part of the class. He also wouldnt care when he gave us graded stuff in class and we talked to people.
 
pretty much everyone of my teachers was chill in one way or another. My math teacher is a sketch, but kinda funny and never collected homework once this year we played kickball and watched movies the week before the ap...I still got a 5.

in gov all we did was talk about current events and watch documentaries the entire time and some mad funny quotes. The teacher is mad liberal and one kid was bashing government regulation and he goes "yeah leave it to the market to solve everything...I don't know about you, but I dont want any leaky condoms gents!"

my anatomy teacher was by far the chillest. we had it first block on monday and he would always manage to hear about everything and make fun of us. this one kid (not ugly) got hammered and had a threesome with the two ugliest girls in school. our teacher didn't say anything directly but gave us a speech about how alcohol impairs judgement basically bullshitting it and then told us how he would out drink us all. he could quote movies with the best of em too. he says to the kid "ok so and so is your lab partner...or do you only work in groups of three?" he did all our labs with no tools or gloves. he literally just ripped the cat open and pulled out the lungs and trachea stuck a straw in and then huffed the preservatives that we in the lungs. he fingered the pig heart too. that was funny as well, but awkward for the girls i bet. he also grabbed a bunch of matches lit them up and stuck them in his mouth. he told the craziest storeis about when he was in college. the funniest speech ever was about emos and slitting your wrist. the highlight was at the end he says "if you cut horizontally youre just looking for attention, but if you go vertically you mean business."
 
oh shit how could I have forgot these other quotes from my gov teacher. it's know that hes a big stoner and we were talking about bill clinton "not inhaling" and he says "If we discredited every politician who took a few hits...well we wouldn't have too many politicians. Once you go to college you'll understand."

Another time we had class right after a assembly about cheating he opens up by saying:

"The first rule of cheating is never get them all right. If you go for the one hundred you deserve to get caught."

one day we were have a drug lockdown and they created an amnesty act, where you could turn in your shit and supposedly get in less trouble. he says " I dont trust them. amnesty act my ass, you hide it or flush it!"

 
My ski coach wasn't one of my teachers but a bunch of my friends had him. He is a science teacher and blazes during school and he challenged me and some friends to a beer pong tournament.
 
i had a HS teacher who would call me out EVERY fuckn day about how i reak like nuggets...then after class one day he finally told me i think you smoke too much. then i just told him i helps my glacoma :) he laughed, walked away and said keep it up
 
i wish i had as cool of teachers as you guys do. i had one teacher two years ago for geometry, he wasn't bad, but he was one of those teachers you could tell got made fun of a lot in highschool and came back to relive those not so good days. but he would spout out mom jokes everychance he got and would let us do the same. you wouldn't believe how many possibilities there are in a geometry class. most sunny days he would say screw class and take the class outside and play whiffle ball or something. he did let us make a 300 foot long rope of green wire cleaners to mess with people. that was fun
 
mrs. wedge my cooking teacher

she dosnt have any good quotes but i always went to class baked after lunch and one time we made 2 batches of magic brownies and im pretty sure she knew because it was smelly
 
none of my teachers were really chill this year....but we had a sub that dressed up as a cop and slammed this kid against the chalkboard to show how unfair the world was or something haha funniest class ever
 
there was this one teacher who was really hot, so my buddy invited her to his grad party (not just cus she was hot but because she was his teacher and they were close) we were all drinking and got really fucked up and she was right there with us the whole time and knew we were all hammered, we would stop and think, shit, were getting drunk with our highschool teacher, it was mad funny
 
my spanish teacher used to let us throw paper airplanes if they were properly crafted. and whenever anyone felt like bringing in food. we would have a party. pretty laid back. and a good teacher
 
my math teacher was pretty cool. we never did anything. and hed assign us homework but totally forget about it.
 
my physics teacher was probably the greatest guy ever...we learned everything by experiment and took daily trips to the bridge to throw rocks.

Oh and my Participation in government/economics teacher gave us cookies and milk every friday, and all we did was play the stock market game.
 
probably my english teacher. first day of class (9th grade) we talked about possessive vs. personal nouns. in the end hes like "i have only come across 1 experience where it can b both... say my mom is my hoe..."

then another time he make fun of some kid because he's too short to take bong rips from a 6 ft bong. our mid term was questions like "why cant a man living in missour be burried west of the mississippi" or "a farmer has 13 sheep, all but 9 died, how many are left?". if you called out an answer you get an empty coke bottle thrown at your face (3 kids got hit).

he also talked about drugs a lot, like how he doesnt smoke weed because it doesnt make you trip enough, he like the hallucinogens more.

this guy dropped out of college 9 times and never got a teaching degree, he got his job on accident and has been planning how he was going to escape for the past 3 years. he told us one day he will just not show up to class and mve to france or something. it never happened though

so yeah, thats my legit teacher.
 
A sub at my school got arested for posetion of a key of coke... he was an ass anyway

none of my teachers were all that chill, my tech teacher was the man, and two history teachers and an english teacher are all like 30 and in the summer you can see them high as hell or drunk walking around town
 
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This is the dopest teacher I ever had. (He and I)

Seriously, He is a huggeee stoner, and when we go on our outdoors trips, he'd tell the funniest jokes, and shut people down soo hard. Hits wits are rediculously quick. also, Hed pop into our huts in the middle of nowhere (hed sleep outside with his dog in like -20c weather)at like 3 am to tell us to get some sleep still in full tele gear and madd bloodshot eyes, most likely just hit the pipe. During class, He would often threaten to throw overhead projectors at the oame kids in our class for talking or leaning on thier desks, but if you knew the guy, it was hilarious. He retired this year though, to bad. He will be missed.
 
my spanish teacher last year, she was 22, and she had such a beautiful ass, it was amazing.

she was only there for one year though
 
mr brodeur was not only one of the funniest teachers i ever knew, probably one of the funniest guys

he had so many good puns, he was probably about 25, amazing at guitar, freindly to everyone and you could do whatever you wanted in his class.

had a shrine to the beatles and knew so mcuh about music. that and he wore all skater shit.
 
we had the best englush teacher. we would have daily visits to you tube just so she could piss herself laughing. she didnt giv a shit about what happened in class and would constantly rip people aout about being lanky or ginger. the funniest bit was she was irish so whatecer she said you would piss yourself laughing at. the funniest thing about it was at the end of last year a 7th former tapped her so she got fired. she will be missed by everyone
 
my eighth grade history teacher mr kramer...such a pimp...hes like 60 or 70 and he wears a pimp hat to school...blasts kiss and shit everyday before school soooo loud...referred to hookers a lot...let us swear in his class and he rarely gave tests...he always taught about life too...sweet guy
 
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