Agreed.
What I learned, that is completely fucked, is that cocaine or methamphetamine leaves your system in just hours, maybe a day. Without Marijuana, drug testing companies would all go broke since it accounts for about 95-97% of all tests that come back positive. You could be a chill marijuana smoker and not get the job from failing a drug test over someone that just smoked meth a couple of days ago who passed it.
The best was last night, I was smoking a blunt with my homie walking down the parking lot to see pineapple express. We finish smoking and I put it out and as we approach the stairs this fat motherfucking rent-a-cop blocks my path. Big fat nerdy looking guy who all stoked on his little securtiy guard badge. Went something like this.
rent-a-cop: stop! I can smell marijuana on you! thats a federal offense! I could arrest you right now for possession!
me: really? I don't think I have any left on me, I must have smoked it all. good luck getting me on possession.
rent-a-cop: besides possession you were loitering in the parking lot!
me: fuck you, I'm walking to go see my movie.
rent-a-cop: i'm in the right mind to detain you right now. i can smell marijuana all over you.
me: if you try i'll have you in court for a real crime, assault and battery. besides, you're not a real cop and even if a real cop were to come there would still be nothing a real cop could do.
rent-a-cop (looking all smug and shit): on really, how so? do you see this badge? do you see that sign? (proceeds to read a sign on the wall about illegal misdemeanor loitering for the next minute)
me: right, i could care less, even though i wasn't loitering. and... (i pull out my medicinal cannabis card) how about you look closely at this and step the fuck out of my way.
fucker glares at the card in my hand and then give me the dirtiest looks ever and just moves out of my way.
Just a mean retard on a power trip, someone had to put him in his place.