Dear Kravtz$,
I see you are tiring of the capitalist system of living, and the insane crowds in Summit County. Have you ever considered skiing the Taebaek Mountains? Just a few miles from the seaside resort of Wonsan lies some of the best skiing in the world at Glorious Masikyrong Ski Resort, and I would like to extend you a personal invitation to come ski our extensive terrain and experience the ultimate in luxury accommodations. Masikyrong truly is world class. As an extra incentive, we have some of the best riding in the world, as you will never have to worry about traffic driving to Summit County, and the insane crowds in Summit County. Surely, you are tired of dealing with the crowded riding conditions of the South Korean dump that is Breckenridge on a weekend? I would love to welcome you to experience the joy that is skiing in the DPRK. Although our rails may not be as extensive as A51 at Keystone, I can assure you the glorious snow surface and lack of crowds ensure that you will have an excellent time skiing in the DPRK.
The Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a genuine workers' state in which all the people are completely liberated from exploitation and oppression. The workers, peasants, soldiers and intellectuals are the true masters of their destiny and are in a unique position to defend their interests. Having mandatory equality all necessary is provided for citizen. Thank.
Yours,
Kim Jong-Un
Supreme Leader, DPRK