fucking this. jeeze when/if you break up with her your gona be straight boned. shit'll become weird as a shit. it'll be shitty. were not talking a conveniently awesomely lucky no whiper shit. but a diareah of a situation shitty shit shit. with carelessly forgotten-to-replace toilet paper afterwards. whilst having a broken sink. and its your birthday party and everyone will see you. and de-friend you. and then you will be forever known as the 'shit himself kid'. and you will be ridiculed all over the internet. because someone will post a picture of you with a shit in your pants all over basefook. then, even your basefook friends will hate you. and nothing is worse than having virtual basefook friends hating you. cause they will have zero regard for your feelings and shit. and being a guy, you only have 3 feelings any ways; happy, hungry, angry. and you know you wont be happy. thats just a given. and dont expect to be hungry. cause your stomach gon be all fucked up and shit. feeling like all in knots or whatever. and this feeling aint gon stop. that leaves you only with angry. but by now you cant be correctly angry. because you cant be angry at no virtual basefook friends. cause your a pussy. and you had a shit in your pants. not them. theyre just laughing. cause they cant help it. cause fuck it who wouldnt laugh. you cant help that shit. you shitting yourself is too fucking funny. its like a sneeze. you cant hold that shit back. i tried once. fucking stucked my fingers in my nose and shit. dunno why. i just did it. fucking sneeze just came anyways. almost blew up my head. fucking tore my nose clean off. least thats what it felt like. had a migrane all day after. hurt like a shit. one a dem shits that hurts. you know? dunno how to describe that. like a shit after eating hot ass spicey chicken wings and shit. feels like your ass is on fire and shit. its not pleasant. at all. thats a fact ...fack. i pee'ed in my closet once. is that weird? sleepwalked the fuck over to my closet, opened the door, saw an imaginary toilet, and fucking pissed. it wasnt that weird. because i was 9. whats weird is that i did it again. last year. and i wasnt 9. i was awake. woked up, sat up, walked to the side ot my bed. whipped my shit out, and i pied. like a dog. it was weird. but i was drunk ...bro dont start no relationship and shit man. take volvotom's advice. hes smart. he has experience and hes seems clever. and likes volvos. look at his name. its volvotom. thats a wicked name