LAWYERS!

[*]Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"[*]Witness: "By death."[*]Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?" lol funniest one on theree [/list]
 
  • Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one

    living with you?"
  • Witness: "Thirty-eight or

    thirty-five, I can't remember which."
  • Lawyer: "How long has he lived with

    you?"
  • Witness: "Forty-five years."
 
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