Lawrence

MilaKunis

MilaKunis

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This is not a petition. I demand that you tell us your

Entire life story right here in this thread. If we have any questions about it you must answer them. You must answer all questions about life as well. These are my demands.
 
why do you put so much time and effort into your dainty little meals? WHERE IS THE BACON
 
im not 100% positive how it happened, but for whatever reason, my dick remains large than your ego, for the time being.

thats less of a question and more of a comment however.

deal with it.
 
I actually quite enjoy reading bits and pieces left here and there in the forums. If he were to tell you his whole story, well then, you now know. Game over. The fun is in not knowing.
 
Ya this. If we all knew everything, he would be far less interesting. It's so much better when all the sudden you see one of his stories in a random thread.
 
Every time we find one of his more interesting posts though you could copy and paste it into here then you'd almost have a little log of his life
 
OMG GASLERRT ANTHERMM REFERERRNCE
And yeah, @lawrence imagine you only had a weekly allowance of 50 euros to spend, what would you use it for (If you had to use it for everything except rent and bills)
 
Drop a deuce and wipe his posterior with it that's what he thinks of your parents hand out welfare money get a job and make a name for your self so someday you will be as interesting as the all mighty.

So Laurence, if you had a job but only had $50 to spend a week after bills and rent are payed, what would you do with it?
 
There are so many ways you can go, I never pay for anything in clubs anyway so:

Slightly sensible method:

7 euro for 7 baguettes = fiber & shit.4 euro for oranges to squeeze. = fruit & shit

Another 4 euro for milk = protein & calcium & shit

5 euro for 1000gram of chicken filet which is the most versatile piece of meat. protein & shit

10 euro on some vegetables and salad stuff. vegetables & shit

Another 10 euro gets me 30 packages of noodles. carbs & shit

The remaining 10 is for a 3L pack of wine. Pleasant times & shit

I will die in two weeks method:

20 euro gets me 60 packages of noodles a week. food.

30 euro gets me 35L of Schultenbrau. beer.
 
am i the only one who wasnt under the impression that there was some sort of mystique here? all i know about lawrence is his ridiculously meticulous handwriting and he seems REALLY into buying nice things online. like excessively.

thats all i have formulated over the last 5 years on here anyways. i dont mean to offend btw (idk if you found that offensive)
 
I must be the skinniest fat kid ever.

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ya post a picture of yourself holding a sign saying "dear newschoolers.com, i am euro-trash" with the time and date then ill believe its you
 
I can't deny the fact that I'm the lord of the liquify tool. So here you go.

I Don't know why I'm still doing this:

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Overpriced hoody from expensive euro fashionbrand, check.Skinny selvege? jean, check.

NB420's, check.

James Bond Nato wtach strap, check.

iPhone earbuds, check.

Toilet selfie, check.

Conclusion: you tumblr hipster.
 
you just wrote down what you saw in this picture and added 'check' after them.

don't fucking come here and play scientist with us.
 
I can't help it, it's always been that way. I'm also ambidextrous, although my left hand is less practiced and therefore a bit slower.

Bask in the gloriousness:

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Well, at least poncey dutch dudes bragging about their handwriting is different from the usual nsg shitshow. To put it back on track, what are your views on gun control/religion/global warming?
 
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