therealjerk
Active member
Where are the pics??? I just wanna see what competition my nomination is up against cause i think im gonna smoke all of yall!
The Gomer Corporation: Celebrating a hard earned 1000 posts and coming in January, the one year anniversary of quality rants.
'one time, last week, i was trying to see how long i could keep mouthwash in my mouth. I sat down to watch tv with it in. After about 15 minutes it stopped buring and i forgot i had it in, then i accidently swallowed some. I couldnt stop throwing up for like 2 minutes, i couldnt breathe. it was horrible. The bottle said to call posion control immediatly but i turned out ok.' -DFT1080
The Gomer Corporation: Celebrating a hard earned 1000 posts and coming in January, the one year anniversary of quality rants.
'one time, last week, i was trying to see how long i could keep mouthwash in my mouth. I sat down to watch tv with it in. After about 15 minutes it stopped buring and i forgot i had it in, then i accidently swallowed some. I couldnt stop throwing up for like 2 minutes, i couldnt breathe. it was horrible. The bottle said to call posion control immediatly but i turned out ok.' -DFT1080
