Last Night

kgirvan

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ok so this chick asks to chill at like 4 so i get my friend to come along just in case so shes like saying shell call back when she knows if she can and shit so im down alright. she said there was a good possibility we could have sex. so im all over it but its about 8 and still no call so i call her and she says she has to go get work shoes... so were like wtf and then we call back at about 9 and she says she has to get up at 6 for work. so at this point me and my friend are heated because we waited 5 hours for this bitch and we cant even chill. so then this chick i was talkin too asks for us to go see her so were like alright sweet we have plans. so now we get to her house adn go out to eat she has her friend she isnt attractive at all. and me and my friend are like ok whos getting the hot one. but nyways we go out to eat and the jew of a friend i have makes me play for her me and half his shit plus the tip. and she asks if we want to sleep over so were like bomb yes. we get there we have to crawl in her front fuckin window to get to her room. then my friend cock blocks me and fuckin starts hookin up with her so im rip shit so im like where the fuck are your keys and i go in his truck to sleep. so im bored as fuck so her raccoon looking friend comes out to the truck and is ganna stay in there. so then i get informed that a girl i had a thing with about 3-4 months ago has been telling people that i fucked with her emotions and like abused her and shit. so now shes getting people after me to beat the shit out of me because i didnt like her. so apparently thats how i fucked with her emotions. i still dont even know. BUT the girl lives down the street where the truck was and all the girls are friends with her. so me and the fuckin rodent walk down there at 3 in the morning to say sorry for w.e the fuck i did. but of course shes not awake. so im like wtf.. we get back to the truck and raccoon fucks all over me. this fuckin sucks. SO i finally get to sleep. she punches me saying theres a cat outside and to ask what time it is. andi cant stand when people fuck with me when im sleeping. so i freak out. but then i finally sleep at 5 then get up at 6. to go back to the chicks house and get the fuck home. so now its 9 and im running on 7 hours of sleep in 2 days this fucking sucks. and i dont even know if its worth being mad at my friend or not. but i figured id tell you fellow NS about this.
 
wow, that was compact.

Wack nonetheless - smack that jew homie of yours for cock blocking you after paying for all of ya.
 
What??? You basically paid for that asshole to get some.... I wasn't there but sounds like he played the game better on her and you... Pretty fucked up for you though.
 
i have to agree with stokes on this one. that story was all over the place, but make your jew of friend pay you back for dinner
 
Honestly, not that big of a deal. Welcome to girls. But it provided a good laugh. Calling her rodent made me chuckle.
 
"i have makes me play for her me and half his shit plus the tip." What the hell, I have no idea what your trying to say.....
 
btw this is what i had to sleep with.

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it might be just me.... or the blinding light in the picture.... but she isnt that bad?

what did her friend look like?
 
dude thats the only picture you can see her face in there all shitty quality 1 sec ill se if i can find one of her friend. shes a paper bagger but.
 
fucking all of these sentences have way to many words in them,it makes no sense, you say but whatever, fuck, and shit that isnt needed every god damn other word, so what if you fucked a raccon, we all have our run ins with horny chicks, get over it, and fucking take a class on sentence structure.
 
fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit

fuck you shit fucker lol
 
i posted this to talk about your name.
but you posted y favorite internet picture ever and i had to tell you.
K!??
 
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