Last 2 years...

ECB

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Hey Newschoolers,

For those of you don't know me, my name is ECB and I used to be a regular member on the site. One day I received I think my 7th ban in like one year, so I was 'perma' banned. So I just wanted to take this rare opportunity of for some reason not being banned (even though I haven't checked in quite some time) so share a few words about my life over the last 2 years.

After I got perma banned, I started to realize the important things in life. I decided it was time to get serious with a girl. I had previously met a girl in Russia when I was over there, so I flew her over to visit me stateside. 2 short months later we were happily married.

About 9 months later, you guessed it, twins! Two little rascals named Sergei and Vladimir. I won't bore you with all the details so skip ahead.

About a year ago I was gambling late one night in AC and hit it big, well relatively speaking. 42 rolls in a row on craps. I won't say how much money I won, but enough where I quit my day job.

Then about 6 months ago the most depressing event of my life happened when my beautiful Russian wife thought she caught me cheating on her, when in reality I was only getting a massage from a young asian. Divorce papers.

Now I'm here. Two kids, divorce papers, and a boatload of money.

Before I embark on my next journey, I just wanted to say thanks to Newschoolers for giving me sooooo many wonderful ideas, new songs to listen to, and a great group of friends.

Peace out!
 
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Those rub n tugs will get ya

Welcome back anyway! Hope the trash garden of NSG can lighten up your day.
 
13418290:iFlip said:
NO WAY! One of the best members of all time returns. How's your cousin?

Happily married.

13419318:pigglywiggly said:
2 years later, and still in my sig. what a guy

Can I get a 3 years??

13426818:.Hugo. said:
is a frogs ass watertight?

No, frogs skin is so porous that water will actually, believe this, enter their butts rapidly through osmosis!

13426824:Daph said:
Did you ever get that tattoo?

The one you designed, not yet. I've gotten major work done to my other leg. PM me if you ever see this and I'll explain. I do plan on getting yours in August of 2017.
 
13728109:Big_Spence said:
https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/550330/ECB-is-one-twisted-person?page=1

sorry but it's been deleted and moved to the donators forum...honestly it's worth ponying up a little bit of cash just to see all the classic threads from years ago.

aren't their pinkname boobie pix in the donator forums as well? ;) ;) ;)
 
13728138:DeebieSkeebies said:
aren't their pinkname boobie pix in the donator forums as well? ;) ;) ;)

There are actually. Or at least there used to be. Havent been in there in a long time
 
13728140:.Hugo. said:
There are actually. Or at least there used to be. Havent been in there in a long time

I recall someone putting the old NS logo stickers on their nips which was pretty neato
 
13728145:DeebieSkeebies said:
I recall someone putting the old NS logo stickers on their nips which was pretty neato

ahhh the classic green NS logos over the pancake nips...god i used to swoon over that mystery woman.
 
13728322:Big_Spence said:
ahhh the classic green NS logos over the pancake nips...god i used to swoon over that mystery woman.

I was like 13 at the time and id get a boner just looking out the window. Man those were the days.
 
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