kristi on vh1s surreal life

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on news that really doesn't matter... kristi big lips leskinen has been auditioning for vh1's surreal life. if there was any clue that the world is coming to an end this might be it.

 
HAHA , She is just asking for a nuke i nthe face with this one........... 'the first time i saw this show i knew i could do it, i did the show but i didnt see the end of my respect coming, jeez im glad thats over'.... YEAH KRISTI

Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
 
^it did, i'd be funny if she got the part, and they un-leashed Ron Jermy on her, since she hates guys and all...

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well i hope she gets it , we, the women skier, need more exposure anyway. good luck kisti

'It stirs up envy, fame does. People...feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you--and it won't hurt your feelings--like it's happening to your clothing.'
'Fame is fickle and I know it. It has its compensations, but it also has its drawbacks and I've experienced them both.'
'Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.'
'I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.'
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^ok blondie, if more women skiers would expose themselves you could get more exposure, so chicks lets see you step it up a bit more

GET UP FROM YOU COMPUTORS AND CATCH SOME AIR, GRIND A FEW RAILS, RIDE A PIPE OR JUST DO A FEW RUNS WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
 
Surreal life is where ppl go to officially end their careers, so if thats the way she wants it then fine!!

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who wants to session. oh wait, no one does. 5 more months.

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BULLSHIT RIGHT HERE. where did u hear this. this is definately a rumor

Lil Sit 18: what the fuck
Lil Sit 18: your gay
silvercartelrdr: ski blading is gay
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i'd do her.

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^ Fuck that, I would put my BC ski in there.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

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Whatever Mr. Straity McStrait.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
^ hahahaha funny shit

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'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
 
switchin_dirty is so right. and being on yet another ridiculously stupid reality show is not what i would call 'publicity for female skiers', its stupid. throwin down and getting recognition vs. vh1... hmmm. publicity eh?

 
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