Krispy Kream Donuts

resnick13

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I went the grand opening of the Krispy Kream donuts and me and 2 friends decided to buy 2 dozen donuts, 1 assorted and 1 glazed, we got a free donut in line and man was it fucking good. When I got to the front of the line, a lady asked if we had tried the donuts, we said 'no' to get another free donut. Then we were inside, another lady asked us if we had tried their donuts, and again we said no and took another free sample.

We told them our order and about 10 minutes later we got our donuts and by then my stomach was turning a little. We left and headed to my friends house, and by the time we got there, all of us started to a feel off. We got inside, opened up the box, and just stared at these fat filled, grease fried donuts for a while. We suddenly realized how disgusting they were and we haven't opened the box since.

So I have learned why the krisy kream donut is so popular, but I have also lear...I would finish this sentance but I have to go to the shitter again.

- Marc
 
I have pretty much the same story. They're trying to fatten up canada and invade us. they put skinny people in the store to make you think that they're healthyer and they just keep handing you free ones, the machine that puts the icing stuff on looks soo good, I want to stick my head under there.

-Mike

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as good as they are... i wish you didnt see how they made them, all that grease and stuff just grosses me out, im not even a weight obsessive person or anything, its just... a lot. :)

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i think they are soo good, and theyre opening a store in newington, thats gonna be awesome.

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damn..I must have like a really good metabolism bc I eat those things at school a lot and I'm still skinny as hell..thhe galzed with the chocolate on top are killer lol..

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three dozen are being dropped off on my front porch in an hour or so for my soccer game today. im happy

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everyone talks about how amazing they are but i dont like them a ton, I dont like donuts to much in general though

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TAK says:

KKs suck yo! Stupid fatt ass yankee donuts! Timmy's has yall beat beeyatches!!!

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whoa... did he just call kk's a yankee thing? yeah right, i wish. they're so much more of a southern thing... you stop seeing them after you get into Pennsylvania, for the most part, at least.

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yea, all american's are yankee's damn yank's.

i don't even think i've seen one of these donut places... are they actually better than Timmies or what?

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ive heard thats tim's specialty, boston creme. mmmmm... i love the kk but thats just because there are only like 2 in denver. but ya know what? after you've had a krispy kreme, all other doughnuts are just fucking weak!

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I heard that krispy creme gets their donuts tasting so good cause they put dog jiz in em. (borrowed the idea from van wilder i believe) anyone know?

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ok...do you know how incredibly FATTENING those krispy kreme doughnuts are?

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oh, wahhhhhhh!!!! why dont you go stick your finger down your throat u dumb little super model

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there is not, and never will be any donut shop better t

han krispy kreme.

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you can send it to me jodi. and their coffee is shit. Tims beats them on everything except regular donuts, and Tim's has sandwiches - you can't beat that.

-Mike

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krispy kream has the best doughnuts ever.. who cares if they are fattening... and choclate covered cream filled is the best fo sho....

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krsipy kremes probably arent as cool as fuzzy balls

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what the hell are fuzzy balls?? could somebody fill me in?

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you dont what fuzzy balls are? ohhhh man...you are missing out.

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no! i don't know fuzzy balls are, unless they are the things between my legs. so please, tell me what they are

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Yo, so i'm gonna skip reading and say: Fat Rolls (donuts) give a mad case of the runs dude.

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read my post on fuzzy balls...it tells alllll about em. mwhaha

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I was at Heathrow approximately 14 hours ago, and I managed to eat 6 Krispy Kreme donuts. 2 Maple glazed, 2 choc glazed with kreme filling and 2 of something else i cant rememer.

delicious, i fucking love maple syrup
 
they are so good in the beginning but you get sick of them. plus all the free donuts u get before u order a dozen is enough to fill you up. krispy kream came to my town and was hot for like a month, and it closed the year later because no business.
 
what????? there movin into canada????

here in the US they are closin like crazy, so i was expectin them to go under, so good, we just always go there an go threw tha line til were not hungry anymore, most of the people handin em out will jsut keep given em to ya till ya leave
 
Donuts are one of my favorite foods in the world. I had to move somewhere that doesn't have a decent donut in a 50 mile radius, because otherwise I would have already had a heart attack. I think Dunkin's are better than Krispy's. They certainly have more variety.
 
I love Krispy Kreme donuts. Though my stomach can really hold half of a donut. Remember to only go to Krispy Kreme when the "Hot Now" light is on.
 
dunkin pwns krispy kreme. krispy kreme closed where i live in like a day and a half cause they have 1 flavor: heart attack.
 
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