Knitted Condom FTW?

[Willskiforbooze]

Hey I was searching Instructables.com and me and my friend where looking at things like how to make skis and shit but we came across this weird ass instructable... http://www.instructables.com/id/Knit-Condom/ Anyone wanna make up some great uses about a wooly condom?

 

[Billek]

I would store candy in it.

 

[captainEMERICA]

that does not seem very effective...

 

[black_mamba]

peter heater

 

[JIBpsy^^]

Would need a whole bottle of astroglide for that shit

+ K for whoever gets my reference

 

[Logey.]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh that would be so awesome on a really cold day of skiing

 

[Willskiforbooze]

Im suprised no one has said itll absorb the lube amazingly well!! But then again It'd take a shit load of it

 

[skiierman]

ever beat off into a sock before? it'll absorb anything up. this shit would work.

 

[theabortionator]

I sure as hell wouldn't fit into that

 

[Willskiforbooze]

Probly stretches... but I'm not sure its a good idea to use since its full of holes

 

[KatyPerry.]

I saw this thread title and the first thing I thought was "fucking hippies"

 

[MN_Nice]

If you guys would read the article it says this is a great joke of a gift for someone you know such as one who is addicted to knitting.

 

[ChanchoVelez.]

hahaha lawled

 

[Muhammad]

How well does it stay on during penetration? I feel like it would just fall off and get stuck in there.

 

[Muhammad]

Please explain your reference?

 

[Willskiforbooze]

I have no idea but I hope to god people wouldnt start using knitted condoms

 

[D1X]

?

 

[skiierman]

that makes a lotta sense because every time i have a snuggie on, i do get a raging boner that gets cold.

 

[theabortionator]

hippies don't wear condoms. Wooks can't spread diseases.Nothing to worry about

 

[D1X]

Oh you

 

[Anathema]

would that not get itchy?

 

[theabortionator]

multi purpose

 

[Blake.P]

american pie?

 

[JIBpsy^^]

there was a thread bout a month back in which a story that involved buttsecks for the first time went all wrong becasue he used the whole bottle fo astroglide lube on the chica. I tried to find it but i forgot the title sorry for all you kids that wanted story time.

 

[theabortionator]

longer than that. Since all those threads come from his site.

Got the reference, didn't think it related at all. Lost out on free karma. damn, lol.

 

[Bonzalo]

It is the thread that his friend was recording in the closest?

 

[JIBpsy^^]

dont worry bro i got you covered you to to all the other who got the reference

 

[TheDude]

Gawd Newbz. It be Tucker max!
http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/tucker-tries-buttsex-hilarity-does-not-ensue/

some one clicky that, can't from my phone

 

[shredables]

id wear it as a hat

 

[BrightonFridays]

60 percent of the time it works every time

 

[deleted5]

no cant say i have

 

[D1X]

 

[MothaHucker]

its 100% legit, the way it works is the cotton absorbs your semen instead of storing it in the tip. the holes are to keep a cooling breeze down there so it doesn't feel like ur cock is wearing a parka. if you knit one and use it, it will work garaunteed.

 

[TheWakes.]

well i guess we know how eheath was conceived...

 

[D1X]

how

 

[buddychaps]

Finally! a condom i can wash and re-use!

 

[Heinzler]

http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/tucker-tries-buttsex-hilarity-does-not-ensue/

clicky

 

[Schlop]

1. wooly cocksock

2. -30* Celcius

3. ???

4. PROFIT

 

[deleted5]

i said i never beat off in a socl what about that did you not get

 

[EastCoast315]

Actually, the first condoms were made in ancient Rome, and they were made of wool. And they really used them.Idk, I'd try it.

 

[BITS]

what the fuck. knitted condommmmmmm