Knees

Fuck God and his shitty knee design, what a fucking bitch. Oh and go ahead, tell me how miraculous existence is, God still fucking half-assed the knee.
 
yea but how miraculous is it that you can tear your shit up to the point where it no longer exists and you can be repaired to full functionality. thats the real miracle
 
My knees are garbage. Actually a lot of my body is. I'm trying to hang in for another decade and hopefully then I'll be able to go to a store and upgrade everything.

I need a new brain too. Or at least an upgrade chip.
 
In the future we'll all have artificial reversible jointed knees. Think skiing is pushing the limits now? Wait til the reversible artificial knee revolution.
 
I read something the other day about spider silk ligaments, which is just woven spider silk that is supposedly exponentially stronger than a human ligament. Soon us humans will be able to weave webs and scale walls.
 
Fuck knees, I'm getting my legs surgically fixed straight. Don't worry, I'll get them to fit suspension.
 
To bad God is the greatest bullshit story of all time...

[video]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8r-e2NDSTuE[/video]
 
Yeah, knees are the stupidest most fucked up thing in the human body, it just feels like they were meant to break down.
 
12975670:Holte said:
In the future we'll all have artificial reversible jointed knees. Think skiing is pushing the limits now? Wait til the reversible artificial knee revolution.

then we can do SSX tricks and shit
 
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