Keystone Can Hunt

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thatsdill

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Just found my first orange can of Keystone from their new promotion. I know it means shit but I still felt like a badass when I found it. Anyone else found the orange can? It took us 3 30 racks to get one. Pics coming soon.
 
Keystone is awesome for a cheap drinkable beer.

Inb4 a bunch of people say keystone sucks because they drink coors light or bud.
 
Alright you keep drinking you mikes hards and wine coolers while i drink like a real man and funnel 10 beers. You stop tasting them pretty quick
 
This is all I have to say:

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If you think bonging a Keystone makes you a real man, you have a lot to learn. Keystone, Coors, Miller, Bud, etc all taste like piss water, and the only people that drink them are poor college students or high schoolers. Nobody actually thinks those beers are good, and if they do, may god have mercy on their poor souls.
 
i really wish i could afford good beer. when i treat myself to a nice six pack its like drinking gold. until then, the best beer ill get comes in an orange camo can. : (
 
Pretty true. I can live on keystone though. But seriously anyone who disses it but then says they drink bud, or miller, lol.

At least I buy it for dumb cheap. 425 after tax and bottle for 8 beers, unbeatable.
 
Well, I know what my friends will be doing this weekend. Pursuit of the kestonilope.
 
sounds just like my douche roomate...wont ever split beer with me because he would rather spend 50 dollars on "high quality" microbrews and get drunk than some buds or whatever. I can understand drinking a nice beer to enjoy for the most part but if your going to just get fucked up nothing beats some quality shit light beer
 
Meh, that's what liquor is for. I just hate the taste of cheap beer, so unless it's provided for me I prefer liquor to get drunk.
 
In the process of cutting out the antlers in the bottom of the case, gonna mount my orange can above the dorm room door, so you can kiss it as you leave for the night and harness its magical powers.
 
you only bought 3 30s to get that shit? I remember buying tons of 30s every week and still not getting one when I was in college. post a picture of this infamous keystolope! this is a quote from the boys at keystone themselves:
"The Keystolope is thought to have originated when a hunting party left behind a single can of Keystone Light somewhere in the Colorado wilderness. The lost can made a new life for itself among the woodland creatures. Much sought after but seldom seen, the Keystolope can be identified by its impressive rack, and would be a prized addition to any trophy room."
 
WHAT TIME IS IT?!?!?
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If i wanna keep my head on strait I'll drink a nice microbrew.. but for the great stress relief of just getting strait smashed on the weekend any cheap beer will do.

 
I can't tell you how many times I've tried to lower your karma only to find out you're already at 0/10.

The karma scale should be out of 100. 0/10 simply does not do justice to how stupid/troll/annoying you are.
 
At first I thought the kid was supposed to be the douchebag. Imagine my surprise when I found out that the newscaster was the douchebag!
 
Keystone is horrendous. I don't understand why people would drink it when you can get High Life or PBR for the same price. At least its not Natty Ice........

I used to drink Keystone when a local liquor store had tall cans of it for $1 out the door though.
 
FUCK I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT KEYSTONE RESORT AT FIRST. I WAS READING THROUGH AND WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK EVERYBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT.
 
word up. I can respect people who like good beer. But I can't respect college students who won't drink cheap beer.

conform you damn hippies!
 
Its all about 'gansetts. $5 for a sixer of tallboys. And it doesn't taste half bad. You east coasters know what I'm talking about.

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