KEGGER at Alpine

BoomBotix

BoomBotix

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Is there any way we can just plop a keg at the bottom of the park sometime during a weekend so then maybe after I get blown up again on the tables I can alleviate myself? I see lots of reps with kegs at the demo days, so I don't see why we can't have a keg at a daily session. Would anyone be interested in getting something like this together?

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
Although its a great idea and would be fun...the mountain would never ever allow that and you guys would get in alot of trouble if you tried.

Later Skaters

Mudflap..your friendly Alpine/Boreal park guy

 
I have enough trouble keeping my nut sack away from that C-rail as it is.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
Well this call for a highly covert opperation. On a given day we need to get out there super early, dig a pit and the keg has to be concealed beneath the snow. The only thing showing will be the tap and a random hose which will be cammoflouged by attached twigs. NoBODY would know except for the elusive NS Alpine crew.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
Dude put it skiers left of that little house at the bottom by the Crail. Nobody would see it there and the dudes who kick it in that house would be down anyway.

'Skiing is 90% outfit, 5% equipment, and 5% ability' -Lief Storer

 
Hey, lets dig up a house in Alpine. Like a rental, and on like saturday night have a kegger there. That would be sick, and I would be down.

 
We have a place for that in west shore allready, wait, im never drinking again.

'Bust it seth, YEAH DOG '
 
^I'm down to party at the SOS house, but I'm never sleeping there again.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
Why not MACK?! Is it cuz you made out with PAIGE?! Did you guys know that the back side of Alpine is two minutes from the cabin!? Who's down to throw a party there for the Alpine crew.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
^Yeah, It's the Davis Ski and Snowboard club cabin. And Lief, how do you know what happened?

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
^Shit I remember I told you about that...shit! I guess I was more drunk than I thought on Saturday.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
I think you told him retard. Yeah im sleeping in the Montero next time that place is fucking gross.

'Bust it seth, YEAH DOG '
 
Dude, you guys are spoiled as shit. It's a fucking ski cabin for tons of college kids. You guys are welcomed to sleep in the car....i'll take one of the beds.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
Hey, as a friendly heads up...DONT TRY TO HIDE A KEG ANYWHERE NEAR THE PARK!!! The mountain will not take kindly to it and it would hurt the reputation of the park among the higher management of Alpine. I can just here it now 'look at those crazy park rats all getting wasted...why are we spending money on a park to attract kids like that?' Please dont even try because I dont want to be the one that has to deal with the aftermath and you guys dont want to lose your passes and I dont want to lose my park before it even gets up a running full blast!

PLEAS HAVE THE KEGGER AT SOMEONES HOUSE NEARBY!

Thanks

Mudflap..AKA Eric Rosenwald AKA MANAGEMENT

 
WELL... that's a shame, but we gotta all respect that because having the park is the best thing that ever happened to us (unless we break ourselves in it). That said, if people want to party I can organize something at our club cabin, and people can even arrange to stay for one or more nights. You have to be over 18 though if you wanna stay over, but we will gladly hand out booze to all minors so long as you be safe.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
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