Keep you baby safe. (if you have one)

C.Wood

Active member
Something i stumbled upon, through facebook, thought some of the ones were funny. hope its not a repost. Now my link insert will not work so i apologize for no clicky. wouldn't mind if someone made it clicky, and thanks if you do.
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those actuallly cracked me up. i'm a big supporter of "torturing/mistreating babies" jokes. it's just so inapproprate and ridiculous.
 
i think this calls for a baby joke face off

whats white and orange that sits at the bottom of a pool??

a baby with cut floaties

give me your best sir
 
i'm on a strict work server right now and really shouldn't google any, and i could probably be banned or at least have everyone on NS think i'm a very sick person if i told you some of the ones i made up with my friends.

but feel free to continue, i always like hearing new ones.
 
I've got a rather nasty dead baby joke. Pretend as if some creepy guy was saying it, not me.

What is the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.

So fucking wrong haha but I laughed so hard the first time I heard it.
 
thanks for making it a clickable link, and posting it as a picture.

i guess this is now turning into a baby jokes thread
 
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