Kava

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fourdskate

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has anyone ever done it? it seems like a very hippie thing to do, but i hear good things. me and my sister were thinking of having a kava party. i want to hear about it first though.

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kava....hmm.....kava??

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"Your head is affected most pleasantly. Thoughts come cleanly.

You feel friendly...never cross...You cannot hate with kava in you."

-Tom Harrison, Savage Civilization, 1937

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Kava (Piper methysticum) is an age-old herbal drink that was the beverage of choice for the royal families of the South Pacific. Believed to originate from Melanesia, kava grows abundantly in the sun-drenched islands of Polynesia. Although drank for centuries by the islanders, it was only during Captain Cook’s voyage to the Pacific in 1768-1771 when white man first encountered the plant and its consumption in sacred ceremonies. According to Cook’s account, natives chewed or pounded the root and mixed it with water to produce a brownish, often bitter brew which they then consumed for its psychoactive properties. A soothing drink with proven medicinal effects, kava is now available to anyone seeking to calm nerves or ease stress as well as anxiety while combating fatigue the natural way. Its special anti-depressant components fight the "blues" and bring on a happy, tranquil state. Kava is amazing for treating ailments like migraine headaches and cramps but best of all, it keeps the mind alert as the body relaxes.

that's apparently what it is, but i want to hear some newschoolers accounts of it.

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haha, the funny thing is....kava is the Slovak word for ""coffee""

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interesting, now that kava is just coffee, its lame

" she's exactly 4 years younger than me. I am waiting for her to turn 19, then it's game for me."-Melvs on Emma Watson

also known as pussyfooter
 
whats that stuff ppl drink that is just water, but it's like "blessed" or something like that? they have camps and stuff for it. sounds like a huge scam that lots of people are suckers for.

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yea kava is awesome. I've never smoked it or done anything like that with it before, but my mom bought this Kava tea from this herb/health store, and one day i was bored so I took the whole box of tea (15 tea bags) and put it into 1 mug of boiling water, covered the top and let it brew for about 5 minutes. Then i drank it all down, it was super strong but i felt so relaxed afterwards. It was a weird high. But really relaxing. I heard it's really really bad for your liver so it's probably best not to make it a daily routine though.

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sat around in fiji and drank it for weeks the stuff at publis places was lame and jsut made your lips go numb. but we went to a little village and had it with the chief and you better know he mixes the goods. basically my whole body was numb and i could barely walk but my mind was pretty clear and i was super relaxed and happy

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^word. i was in fiji last october and drank it all week. it basically tastes like earth, a very dirty watery mix. if you're already drunk when you drink it you won't feel much, but if you do it sober then it's great. like weiner said it makes your lips go numb and then just a nice body high - closest thing i can think of that gives the same feeling would be vicodin. it's fun though, very social and traditional in fijian culture.

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sounds bueno. i just gotta get some real kava, and not the pussy kind.

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i'm in fiji right now, and i've gotta say its growing on me

puts you in the right state of mind for fiji times...

 
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