Just want to get this off my chest

cowofawesome

cowofawesome

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So basically when I was 9 or 10 I went to the grocery store with my mom and I snuck a big thing of raspberries into our cart and she didn't notice and she bought them and then I got to eat a whole thing of raspberries without anyone knowing and I've had to live with this guilt ever since then./endconfession
 
One time, about 2 years ago, I met a very attractive lady at the supermarket. Unfortunately, she had her son with her. She pretended to let him steal some raspberries and, while he was stuffing his fat little face later thinking about how clever he was, I was pounding that sweet, sweet pussy like there was no tomorrow.

Weird coincidence, huh?
 
you've got two end slashes there. If she paid for them you technically stole from your mom, not the store.
 
Joke's on you 'cause I pretended to steal some raspberries while some hobo was chatting up my mom and then I videotaped them banging and he didn't last 30 seconds.
 
I too have a confession. I stole a balloon one day. It wasnt doing anything wrong, just sitting there looking all round and shiny on a cart, but my sticky fingers got the best of me. I havent been able to live with myself ever since. Sometimes and can sleep other times I cant. Sometimes Ill sit in my bed awake at night and cry. Its just becoming too much to bear anymore.

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i think the real confession is that you videotapes you mom having sex with another nser while enjoying some berries that you stole from her. every time i come back this website it gets weirder and weirder i swear to god..
 
Except the Feinstein-Berger account, really fucked that one. Say bye to your bonus dipshit.
 
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