Just tell my about your most bizarre drug stories

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aren't the biggest acid binges ive survived, but

1

i have my friends all in my kitchen blazing my bongs etc. im tripping pretty hard i was wearing my xxl ski jacket in 80deg weather. anyways i leave the group end up meeting myself, like out of body experience and this hallucination has me with an old long gone bong of mine and a jar of bud. so im blazing with myself 3rd person comeback inside and realize i didnt bring any bong or jars outside with me. yet i smelled like pot and everyone was watching me sit at the patio table talking to myself

2

another time my friend lied to me about leaving school for the day and i already dosed up pretty hard so i wait in my car until my friend finished his class. i start driving home and the simpsons theme song instantly started playing in my mind when the acid kicked in and pixelated everything to 2D

3

high on dmt-- i was trapped in this dimension where everyone i know was sown together like a quilt

another time i tried crawling through my tv stand had to saw it apart



pretty much every CAMP BISCO experience is fucking wild too.


 
I did mescaline and shrooms at the same time once and I was outside walking around looking at trees and the grass and everything was different colors and wavy and than I looked up at the clouds and they taking shapes and changing colors. I was with my friend (who was just on mushrooms) said we should go sit on the trampoline in his back yard and when we went there I started staring at a pine tree and all of a sudden it wasn't there anymore and it freaked me out so I closed my eyes and layed down on the trampoline and when I did that I became the tree. Like literally I was the tree I could feel all the pine needles and every branch and all the roots and even a bird land on me. It was pretty trippy
 
I knew this guy that injected pure Advil in his ear lobe and the next day he was pronounced gay
 
so i did shrooms once,, we had an ounce and made a tea with it and we ended up drinking 5 grams each, we kept a little leftover for another time.so everythings cool we hike up a ski hill , its summer, and then i just start tripping like a motherfucker.. like INTENSE.

i thought i was stepping on my buddy's face so i wouldn'T move cause there face was everywhere.

i couldn'T see, it was nightitme but i couldn'T see anything which had me buzzing. i peed like 5 times in 4 hours. i chilled with a tree cause it was a sick fucking tree.

then i died on a rock.

like i thought i was at the hospital on a bed and my friends were there and my parents and they werre telling me id be alright and all.

it was super fucked up.

pretty sure i was very close to ODing and dying.

never that many ever again.. so scary
 
I took 4 Tylenol instead of 3. I knew I was fucked so I quickly pumped my own stomach and flushed all my blood/fluids out. Never again
 
One time i bought some sketchy hash from a dealer i never met before (got his number from a friend, cuz the guy i usually buy from was out), was blazing it up from my bong, everything seemed fine and i got pretty high. i went inside and listned to some music and browsed the interwebz for a moment, then suddenly the walls were starting to flicker, and everything got all orange and looked like it was on fire like really badly drawn fire, then this ringing sound started in my head.

I was trying to walk around for a bit and thought that would help, but it just made it worse, so i sit down again, and then it feels like im bleeding from my eyes, ears and nose really fucking bad, but i never saw any blood.

I knew i was having a bad trip so i just sat there to it stopped.

Pretty freaky shit...
 
Hmmmmm lets see. I ate some sort of cake I found in the trashcan of a public restroom then my arm fell of. I think there was like alcohol or meth in the cake. Its hard to tell what drug was in it cause I have done so many.
 
I'll play storytime...

I was slightly younger than I am now and had been munching mushrooms out of one of those big freezer ziploc bags for a few hours and I had to go home. To do this, I got on the subway to meet my mother at the station closest to my house. I get on the train and began trying to read my book. The letters kept just .... wiggling around, moving in the lines that they occupied. They were really hard to focus on but I persevered. Every now and then I would look up and around to try and gain some perspective, as though I was only reading too close to the page and that's why the letters didn't make any sense. I looked at the speckled floor of the subway and the spots would slide longer as the train gained and lost speed. I went back to my book.

We reached the next station and with jerking movements a small, wiry, unkempt man collapsed on the three seats in front of me. The ledge behind him provided a place for his arm. He stretched out a dirt encrusted finger and through bristled hair, from his forehead to his eyebrows to his beard, he slowly began to mumble, shaking his finger occasionally at me. I tried to concentrate on my book. I put headphones in to drown out the sound. All the while, this man with hair growing forever, coarse, grey and dirty mumbled incomprehensible things at the pupils, wide as saucers, that inhabit my eyes. I tried to keep calm as the heat enveloped me. And just at the last second, as the train began to close the doors at the next station, he bounded off. I had my music and my book and the slight suspicion that I was cursed.

I couldn't read anymore.

 
got so fucked up on meth the other night we didn't know what was happening and before you know it we were finger popping eachothers assholes.
 
took a buncha LSD in moab one time and when it hit hard i was lying on top of a big cliff, but when i closed my eyes i was in the scene from the south park episode "major boobage" just flying through titty land on a giant boob...it was fucking weird/really neat.

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I dont feel like typing a lot so Ill give the short version:Smoked some weed with a friend. It was clearly laced. My friend asked for a drink of my empty coke can over and over and kept taking drinks. I saw a pink horse running next to our car on the drive home and starred at my ceiling fan for hours with the Mario Kart fireworks shooting out of the end of each blade.
 
Me on molly, and my lady friend on acid, ditched a house party to walk the streets of Montreal, mid winter, around 3 am in a light snowfall just to admire the various stair cases the back streets of Montreal had to offer as if it were an art gallery (no innuendo).shit was awesome.

check out what i mean...

stairs montreal - Google Search

 
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