Just so you all know...

[DANETRON]

Im gonna steal your new bike and run it over with s street sweeper

 

[PaleCelery]

you will probably too

 

[DANETRON]

Its a ref to hey arnold nig but yeah i

 

[DANETRON]

Would

 

[Jakx~]

Bacon pie! That sounds oddly delicious, sort of like bacon Pancakes fucking love bacon pancakes!!! \ADHD rant

 

[PaleCelery]

 

[roddy116]

uhhm yeahhh.....

 

[DANETRON]

So fuck the kid who said we cant get bitches our own age. Last night we banged two bitches and soft swapped. Anndddd then just ditched them 20 min ago. Currently driving around listening to tupac.....WEST SIDE TILL WE DIEEEEE!!!!!

 

[PaleCelery]

I've got beer farts

 

[PaleCelery]

Also, put it in her but with spit lube. It was wetter than her pussy

 

[DANETRON]

Also we are now having a contest of who can steal the most socks from a random girl without getting caught

 

[DANETRON]

Good question. Im gonna go with all at once. Getting out with a bunch of socks seems harder than a few at a time.

 

[PaleCelery]

Both! If he takes a drawer full of socks, thats a win. But if I take 1 sock from 100 girls, thats a win too. No rules here.

 

[DANETRON]

Were making a quilt out of all the socks

 

[E-Nix]

I'm lost, OP was creampied?

 

[Spinoza]

It's not only about taste, its more about an inherent attraction to eating the flesh of others. It's the satisfaction of building yourself off the murdered carcasses of other animals.

Plus if I don't eat meat I'll be hungry again in half an hour. And beans suck so don't say eating beans is a substitute.

Not trying to be a dick, I just think meat is really really good

 

[accualyisdolan]

I thought I made stupid threads

 

[PaleCelery]

And so it begins!

 

[EmperorKuzco]

thats just not how the quote goes...

 

[DANETRON]

Im in boston. I dont live here and am inches away from stealing a whole drawer ofsocks!

 

[whoa-dere]

DO THEY SMELL. IVE ALWAYS WONDERED IF THERE ARE GIRLS WITH SMELLY FEET!

 

[*TURBONERD*]

Shit. I'm so ashamed.

 

[*TURBONERD*]

Oh, I understand wholeheartedly. Beans suck nutsack. I don't get the satisfaction personally, but I respect it. I just need carbs, personally. Pastries are my passion, that's all. If I had to hunt wild Whoopie Pies I totally would.

 

[PaleCelery]

No thread jackin. If you aren't stealing a bitches pink sock then gtfo

 

[EmperorKuzco]

you should be robert, you should be

 

[*TURBONERD*]

I said I was! What more do you want from me? *sobs*

 

[PaleCelery]

I quotes the wrong dood

 

[*TURBONERD*]

You jacked your own thread, Dan. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT PIES.

 

[roddy116]

lul love this thread

 

[danderson.]

This thread is such a cluster fuck. Like seriously, what the fuck are we talking about?

 

[DANETRON]

So i stole a drawer out of some girls hotel room. It had no socks and nothing else in it. I failed

 

[DANETRON]

Eating flesh and stealing socks

 

[PaleCelery]

And nutting in underage wimmenz, and std's

 

[DANETRON]

And tupac lyrics