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accualyisdolan
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Hahaha!!!!!
Jesus stripped bare, and raped the spirit he was supposed to nurture
Dragonite.
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wat
NewEscuelers
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its not rape if the spirit liked it 
Stop pretending like you don't want people posting in this thread.
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coldcuts69
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GUYZ
The man asked you to not post.
The man asked you to not post.
I know a lot of you guys smoke or at least talk about it. I used to enjoy it but I'm good on ever doing it again.
I used to smoke all the time but I got my wisdom teeth out. Wasn't allowed to smoke for a couple weeks. Started boofing nugs. Anyway I built up a tolerance beyond my reg tolerance that was already high. Was boofing 2.5 gram nugs just to feel normal. Anyway at 4:20 the one day I had just picked up a 1/4 and there was a 4g pristine nugget in there. The bud was great but the stems were a little beefy and crusty. Def was some some homegrown shit. Anyway I forced it a little too hard and punctured the wall of my prostate. I felt a huge pain. I didn't want to tell my mom, because well how the fuck do you explain that, and how do I make a doctors appointment without her knowing right? Just ignored it. I decided to pull out the victory secret form under my mattress and jerk off. When I came there was blood. That's when I knew I seriously fucked something up. Probably the scariest feeling I've had worse than the first time I watched nightmare on elm street with my cousin when I was 8 and couldn't sleep in my own room for a few weeks. This shit was child's shit, this was some grown up crazy shit scary problems shit. So I ignore it for another day. Went to school and didn't tell anyone not even my best friend Jake. So I was still having pain despite the pain pills I had from the wisdom teeth. I was taking double what the recommended dosage was and it still wasn't doing it. Finally I told my mom I needed to tell her something. I swear it felt like forever and it probably was at least 10 minutes before I could actually say the words. Adn just hearing myself say it to my mom, my fucking mom, made me start to cry. And not just cry, straight up bawl like a little 10 year old. This was my breaking point. I'd held it all in to that point, but that was too much. Can you imaging having to tell your mom that you're having pains deep inside your asshole and it started after you were shoving weed up there? Then having to explain that you were in your room touching yourself and blood came out of your dick. To actually say that to your mom? I couldn't look at her but just saying it was enough. It didn't even seem like she judged me, it was mom to the rescue mode but just saying it made me judge myself. It made it all real. Before I could ignore it, now it was real. She set up a doctors appointment for me the next day. She told me that she would tell my dad so I didn't have to. My dad knocked on my room, popped in for a second, asked how I was sort of shook his head like WTF were you thinking but I understand, you're just a dumb kid sometimes kind of thing. Really was at an all time low. Now as much as I was going to find out what was wrong, I also was going to have to get the real answers. I wasn't sure if I actually wanted to know. I felt like I would rather die than explain to a doctor what I was doing and what happened. Anyway I went, I explained everything. They told me I had punctured a hole in my prostate and it was starting to get infected. The puncture was what lead there to be blood when I jerked off. The hole had healed to an extent but it wasn't perfect and part of the stem was actually still lodged inside my prostate. They were going to need to do a small surgery to get it out. But what surgery is small when you're talking about your fucking prostate. Like I'm not ready for this shit, can somebody just kill me now? Anyway they went ahead and did it, got the stem out and sewed up the hole. My parents agreed to never talk about it again and never tell anyone else. That maybe me feel better because the thought of it was so fucking embarrassing. I couldn't jerk off for another month which made things even shittier. Wisdom teeth out, prostate surgery, and no jerking off all in one month. Shitty time of my life. I basically told myself right then that I was never dealing with weed again. My parents didn't even have to tell me. I'm pretty sure they just knew that I was done. You know there's those things where they try to scare people straight from drugs? I don't think those programs have shit on what I went through.
If you smoke that's cool just please don't rub it in my face all the time. I've been there, I've done it, it was fun. I'm totally fine with never doing it again. If you want to smoke go for it, but please keep it to yourself. Every time there's a thread about weed it reminds me of how shitty parts of my life have been. I sincerely hope that none of you ever have to go though anything like that, and really hope some people will learn something from me being a fucking idiot.
Good luck.
I used to smoke all the time but I got my wisdom teeth out. Wasn't allowed to smoke for a couple weeks. Started boofing nugs. Anyway I built up a tolerance beyond my reg tolerance that was already high. Was boofing 2.5 gram nugs just to feel normal. Anyway at 4:20 the one day I had just picked up a 1/4 and there was a 4g pristine nugget in there. The bud was great but the stems were a little beefy and crusty. Def was some some homegrown shit. Anyway I forced it a little too hard and punctured the wall of my prostate. I felt a huge pain. I didn't want to tell my mom, because well how the fuck do you explain that, and how do I make a doctors appointment without her knowing right? Just ignored it. I decided to pull out the victory secret form under my mattress and jerk off. When I came there was blood. That's when I knew I seriously fucked something up. Probably the scariest feeling I've had worse than the first time I watched nightmare on elm street with my cousin when I was 8 and couldn't sleep in my own room for a few weeks. This shit was child's shit, this was some grown up crazy shit scary problems shit. So I ignore it for another day. Went to school and didn't tell anyone not even my best friend Jake. So I was still having pain despite the pain pills I had from the wisdom teeth. I was taking double what the recommended dosage was and it still wasn't doing it. Finally I told my mom I needed to tell her something. I swear it felt like forever and it probably was at least 10 minutes before I could actually say the words. Adn just hearing myself say it to my mom, my fucking mom, made me start to cry. And not just cry, straight up bawl like a little 10 year old. This was my breaking point. I'd held it all in to that point, but that was too much. Can you imaging having to tell your mom that you're having pains deep inside your asshole and it started after you were shoving weed up there? Then having to explain that you were in your room touching yourself and blood came out of your dick. To actually say that to your mom? I couldn't look at her but just saying it was enough. It didn't even seem like she judged me, it was mom to the rescue mode but just saying it made me judge myself. It made it all real. Before I could ignore it, now it was real. She set up a doctors appointment for me the next day. She told me that she would tell my dad so I didn't have to. My dad knocked on my room, popped in for a second, asked how I was sort of shook his head like WTF were you thinking but I understand, you're just a dumb kid sometimes kind of thing. Really was at an all time low. Now as much as I was going to find out what was wrong, I also was going to have to get the real answers. I wasn't sure if I actually wanted to know. I felt like I would rather die than explain to a doctor what I was doing and what happened. Anyway I went, I explained everything. They told me I had punctured a hole in my prostate and it was starting to get infected. The puncture was what lead there to be blood when I jerked off. The hole had healed to an extent but it wasn't perfect and part of the stem was actually still lodged inside my prostate. They were going to need to do a small surgery to get it out. But what surgery is small when you're talking about your fucking prostate. Like I'm not ready for this shit, can somebody just kill me now? Anyway they went ahead and did it, got the stem out and sewed up the hole. My parents agreed to never talk about it again and never tell anyone else. That maybe me feel better because the thought of it was so fucking embarrassing. I couldn't jerk off for another month which made things even shittier. Wisdom teeth out, prostate surgery, and no jerking off all in one month. Shitty time of my life. I basically told myself right then that I was never dealing with weed again. My parents didn't even have to tell me. I'm pretty sure they just knew that I was done. You know there's those things where they try to scare people straight from drugs? I don't think those programs have shit on what I went through.
If you smoke that's cool just please don't rub it in my face all the time. I've been there, I've done it, it was fun. I'm totally fine with never doing it again. If you want to smoke go for it, but please keep it to yourself. Every time there's a thread about weed it reminds me of how shitty parts of my life have been. I sincerely hope that none of you ever have to go though anything like that, and really hope some people will learn something from me being a fucking idiot.
Good luck.
J_Christoph
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The Starbucks coffee chain is named after the first
mate, Starbuck, in Herman Melville’s classic novel, ‘Moby Dick.’
mate, Starbuck, in Herman Melville’s classic novel, ‘Moby Dick.’
What happens in the 518 stays in the 518
Lol, no way
Now this is the story all about how my sex life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you all about the sexual encounter with my cousin affair In upstate ny born and raised on the intranets is where I spent most of my days Chillin out, maxin, relxin all hood And puffin a blunt of some shit that was good When a sexy young lady that was dressed like a 7 Came into my life and I thought I was in heaven I got in one little fuck and realized my goof When the news came around and I found out the truth I begged and I pleaded that it all was a lie Hoped that it was a dream, or that I just got too high I wanted to hide maybe change my name to paco because I'd just put my wiener in my cousins pink taco First thought, yo this is bad I really fucked my life up and I got pretty sad Is this how all the people of arkansas livin like Hmm, actually this might just be alright Then I logged on a computer and went to ns And when I arrived, I was scared an impressed For before my eyes there was already a thread And I thought to myself, man I wish I was dead I jumped into the thread about 11 or 12 And I yelled to the haters and grabbed some booze from the shelve Looked in the mirror decided I just didn't fucking care And that's my whole story, I guess everything's there.
Lol, no way
Now this is the story all about how my sex life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you all about the sexual encounter with my cousin affair In upstate ny born and raised on the intranets is where I spent most of my days Chillin out, maxin, relxin all hood And puffin a blunt of some shit that was good When a sexy young lady that was dressed like a 7 Came into my life and I thought I was in heaven I got in one little fuck and realized my goof When the news came around and I found out the truth I begged and I pleaded that it all was a lie Hoped that it was a dream, or that I just got too high I wanted to hide maybe change my name to paco because I'd just put my wiener in my cousins pink taco First thought, yo this is bad I really fucked my life up and I got pretty sad Is this how all the people of arkansas livin like Hmm, actually this might just be alright Then I logged on a computer and went to ns And when I arrived, I was scared an impressed For before my eyes there was already a thread And I thought to myself, man I wish I was dead I jumped into the thread about 11 or 12 And I yelled to the haters and grabbed some booze from the shelve Looked in the mirror decided I just didn't fucking care And that's my whole story, I guess everything's there.
accualyisdolan
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No shit that's interesting
I agree. At church school thursday night they were talking about this. We've been praying every day for the peoples salvation.
Well we all got together and prayed for months before y2k. You can thank the christians around you.
I encourage everyone to examine their hearts. Jesus is coming soon.
America was founded as a Christian, english speaking nation. How far are we going to go before we turn back to God?
Can we leave the memes out of a serious thread for once? Please?
I know they won't yet, but that's what they're trying to do. Slowly get rid of god, our national language, corrupt our government.
They do it at a slow enough pace that people grow accustomed to it. It's really sad
The non believers. They are the people who managed to get God out of schools. The same people pushing evolution as fact on our kids. The people who turned holidays like easter, all hallows eve and Christmas into nothing but secular holidays for over-consumerism.
It's so sad to see the mainstream news bashing Christians at every point.
This is a prime example of what happens when you take God out of our school system. They use quotes from the bible and our Godly founding fathers in away to make it all seem ridiculous.
America was founded because people were being persecuted for following Jesus in England. That is why we are here, that is why our once great country was founded.
Well we all got together and prayed for months before y2k. You can thank the christians around you.
I encourage everyone to examine their hearts. Jesus is coming soon.
America was founded as a Christian, english speaking nation. How far are we going to go before we turn back to God?
Can we leave the memes out of a serious thread for once? Please?
I know they won't yet, but that's what they're trying to do. Slowly get rid of god, our national language, corrupt our government.
They do it at a slow enough pace that people grow accustomed to it. It's really sad
The non believers. They are the people who managed to get God out of schools. The same people pushing evolution as fact on our kids. The people who turned holidays like easter, all hallows eve and Christmas into nothing but secular holidays for over-consumerism.
It's so sad to see the mainstream news bashing Christians at every point.
This is a prime example of what happens when you take God out of our school system. They use quotes from the bible and our Godly founding fathers in away to make it all seem ridiculous.
America was founded because people were being persecuted for following Jesus in England. That is why we are here, that is why our once great country was founded.
CheddarJack
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someone has way too much time on their hands...
God does not hate anyone, he just hates the sin. He loves each and everyone of us with true unconditional love.
I myself like everyone am guilty of many sins. I do my best to live a Godly life but I mess up all the time. I pray constantly to Jesus for guidance and forgiveness.
As some people on here know, I've been struggling with breaking free of the homosexual lifestyle. I started questioning my faith years ago. I felt like nobody loved me, not even god. I started partying a bunch, experimenting with different things. This was a real low point in my life. Around the same time I started to dive headfirst into the sin of living the homosexual lifestyle. I didn't even care about God, which is really really sad because that whole time he love me, and he cared about me. I'm still struggling with it every day. I keep messing up, but I've been talking to some of our youth pastures at church and getting some good guidance. Also I've been on another forum a bunch with people struggling with the same thing.
It's seriously one of the hardest struggles of my life. It's not easy, but it's getting better. I hope that at some point I can truly break the bonds of this sinful habit and no longer shame my body in the eyes of God. I recently began dating this girl from church, a godly woman. She has been so great in understand my battle and helping me on my progress. I hope to at some point marry her and start a family. Something that I once thought was so impossible, so out of reach, is seeming more and more possible everyday.
I pray daily for all of you on here, and hope one day you will see the light, and let God into your heart. He has a plan for each and every one of you, he loves you all. I just hope you can see the truth, accept him as your savior, and let him turn your life around into something beautiful.
If you have any questions or thoughts feel free to PM me. Today is a new day, it could be the beginning of something beautiful. Please don't let it go to waste.
I myself like everyone am guilty of many sins. I do my best to live a Godly life but I mess up all the time. I pray constantly to Jesus for guidance and forgiveness.
As some people on here know, I've been struggling with breaking free of the homosexual lifestyle. I started questioning my faith years ago. I felt like nobody loved me, not even god. I started partying a bunch, experimenting with different things. This was a real low point in my life. Around the same time I started to dive headfirst into the sin of living the homosexual lifestyle. I didn't even care about God, which is really really sad because that whole time he love me, and he cared about me. I'm still struggling with it every day. I keep messing up, but I've been talking to some of our youth pastures at church and getting some good guidance. Also I've been on another forum a bunch with people struggling with the same thing.
It's seriously one of the hardest struggles of my life. It's not easy, but it's getting better. I hope that at some point I can truly break the bonds of this sinful habit and no longer shame my body in the eyes of God. I recently began dating this girl from church, a godly woman. She has been so great in understand my battle and helping me on my progress. I hope to at some point marry her and start a family. Something that I once thought was so impossible, so out of reach, is seeming more and more possible everyday.
I pray daily for all of you on here, and hope one day you will see the light, and let God into your heart. He has a plan for each and every one of you, he loves you all. I just hope you can see the truth, accept him as your savior, and let him turn your life around into something beautiful.
If you have any questions or thoughts feel free to PM me. Today is a new day, it could be the beginning of something beautiful. Please don't let it go to waste.
easy.steezy
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Lawls
Me and my buddy were drunk and we saw these too preppy kids chillin by the lake. We decided to mess with them.
We told em we had a knife and got like 80 bucks from them and some piece of shit cellphone.
Also snagged an 8th from them, smoking a blunt right now. It's not too shabby. Should have been there.
It wasn't like we were gonna hurt them or anything. We weren't even inspecting to get anything. We were just drunk and fucking with them and all the sudden we made a few bucks, made a couple drunk dials on the phone then through it off a bridge, and now we're enjoying the some buds.
Not a bad night. Feel a little bit bad but not really. I don't think we were really at fault
That's how I feel. We wouldn't actually hurt anybody. Just had a couple beers, not like we're criminals. Never gonna forget those kids though. Good times
I'm sorry man. We weren't really trying to be dicks or start anything, it was one of those things we just kind of did and it was like what just happened. We didn't go out looking to rob anyone, it was like holy fuck they just gave us shit lets get out of here.
And YMR
"What an adequate response, Im usually not the negative nancy but really mugging kids, then making a thread about it, think about it, if it was ANYONE else, theyd be verbally sodomized."
I realize it was a dick move. I'm sorry. IT wasn't like we beat anyone up or anything. I even let a chick take the cab we were going to jump in later on. We're not bad kids, just one of those nights you know?
Oh word, I feel ya.
Def not something we're going to make a regular thing out of. On the other hand something we def won't be forgetting anytime soon.
Go easy on him. He's right. We shouldn't have done that drunk or not. But it's in the past.
We didn't even have a knife as far as I know. We def didn't pull one.
Seriously weren't planning on mugging people. Was just a drunk joke that ended up with us somehow "mugging" somebody.
Not really our fault
Irish immigrants that like to drink, that's who
If you visit my town stay out of the south side. Wishing bad things on people, way mature.
I appreciate your criticism but I respectfully decline to apply any of it to my future plans of livin large yo.
We were drunk.
I walked across an ibeam on a bridge that was under construction hammered one time. You do stupid things, it happens.
Like I said, not going to do it again. Just kinda happened.
I apologized for it. IT wasn't my intention. We didn't really mug them mug them, just sort of scared them into giving us stuff.
Chill out bro. I'm not a bad person
That's how I felt about it man. I appreciate the support. I feel like a bandwagon started midway through of "fuck him i hope karma kills him, mugging people is wrong"
And they really did hand it over NBD. It was like holy fuck did we just mug those kids? At least we got some money for another drink, we sure needed it after
Apparently we were caught on tape but I wasn't in the are and it took them a while to find me.
probation'd
dont think i wont
unfortunately
I learned my lesson
We told em we had a knife and got like 80 bucks from them and some piece of shit cellphone.
Also snagged an 8th from them, smoking a blunt right now. It's not too shabby. Should have been there.
It wasn't like we were gonna hurt them or anything. We weren't even inspecting to get anything. We were just drunk and fucking with them and all the sudden we made a few bucks, made a couple drunk dials on the phone then through it off a bridge, and now we're enjoying the some buds.
Not a bad night. Feel a little bit bad but not really. I don't think we were really at fault
That's how I feel. We wouldn't actually hurt anybody. Just had a couple beers, not like we're criminals. Never gonna forget those kids though. Good times
I'm sorry man. We weren't really trying to be dicks or start anything, it was one of those things we just kind of did and it was like what just happened. We didn't go out looking to rob anyone, it was like holy fuck they just gave us shit lets get out of here.
And YMR
"What an adequate response, Im usually not the negative nancy but really mugging kids, then making a thread about it, think about it, if it was ANYONE else, theyd be verbally sodomized."
I realize it was a dick move. I'm sorry. IT wasn't like we beat anyone up or anything. I even let a chick take the cab we were going to jump in later on. We're not bad kids, just one of those nights you know?
Oh word, I feel ya.
Def not something we're going to make a regular thing out of. On the other hand something we def won't be forgetting anytime soon.
Go easy on him. He's right. We shouldn't have done that drunk or not. But it's in the past.
We didn't even have a knife as far as I know. We def didn't pull one.
Seriously weren't planning on mugging people. Was just a drunk joke that ended up with us somehow "mugging" somebody.
Not really our fault
Irish immigrants that like to drink, that's who
If you visit my town stay out of the south side. Wishing bad things on people, way mature.
I appreciate your criticism but I respectfully decline to apply any of it to my future plans of livin large yo.
We were drunk.
I walked across an ibeam on a bridge that was under construction hammered one time. You do stupid things, it happens.
Like I said, not going to do it again. Just kinda happened.
I apologized for it. IT wasn't my intention. We didn't really mug them mug them, just sort of scared them into giving us stuff.
Chill out bro. I'm not a bad person
That's how I felt about it man. I appreciate the support. I feel like a bandwagon started midway through of "fuck him i hope karma kills him, mugging people is wrong"
And they really did hand it over NBD. It was like holy fuck did we just mug those kids? At least we got some money for another drink, we sure needed it after
Apparently we were caught on tape but I wasn't in the are and it took them a while to find me.
probation'd
dont think i wont
unfortunately
I learned my lesson
coldcuts69
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I fucking LOST it. Holy shit I love you.
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daannnnieel
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I've made shitty thread but my shitty threads are obviously shitty and get deleted. The mods can tell that I haven't slept and I'm just hitting my keyboard with my head and posting thread.
And I figured I'd scroll bomb this abortion of a thread.
And with that
Goodbye is just too painful. Until we meet again ns
And I figured I'd scroll bomb this abortion of a thread.
And with that
Goodbye is just too painful. Until we meet again ns
Petersaurusrex
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Am I cool for posting in here?
FuckedUp.
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accualyisdolan
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If this thread makes page two the Internet explodes. We must keep bumping this bitch or we all die
