Just got a sessions zig zag jacket

[Jack_Mc]

any reviews on warmth or just in general

 

[Scott0_robot0]

nooooooo! that's a snowboarding company get outa here man.

 

[Boggnarly]

Chris Benchetler is a skier and hes spanced by Sessions. come at me

 

[Kcin]

yeah dude they only sponsor snowboarders! like chris benchetler, andy mahre, matt walker, meg olenick, jt holmes, tim dutton, and tucker perkins. DONT buy from them unless you want to be ridiculed

 

[IanAvery-Leaf]

Chris Benchetler and McCokney to name a few....
unless my meters broken

 

[Jack_Mc]

but matt walker is a skier?

 

[zbphoto]

^that was sarcasm. I have a sessions jacket, warmth rating on mine is an 8, its pretty warm.

 

[Kcin]

are you high?

 

[paulgenovese]

Did you know that "RED" backwards is "DER"

 

[Jack_Mc]

im not high matt walker is sponsered by sessions and salomon he was in the winter x-games for freeski slopestyle

 

[Film.]

not trying to hate but freeski slopestyle kinda intresting way to say it but not gonna start hating on how people say events in the X-games

 

[Jack_Mc]

haha how is it supposed to be said?

 

[ndye]

Nahh Matt Walker was definetly in the Olympics for snowboard halfpipe. I saw him win gold and he did a cool double mctwisty something or other. It was awesome!

 

[RubberSoul]

the guy was being sarcastic, he named a lot of skiers. no idea why this dude^^ is questioning saying "freeski slopestyle"

 

[Scott0_robot0]

no way bro that's crap plus who is this "chris benchetler" you speak of.

 

[Jack_Mc]

ya its kinda hard to tell sarcasim online but i guess i just wasnt paying attention to the other skiers he said

 

[396222687862]

i was told he was on atomic... but wtf is atomic anyways, do you mean armada?

 

[GayWolf420]

Christ almighty, Someone nominate this.

 

[Jack_Mc]

ha i dont know if you are being sarcastic or not but if you are not then you are thinking of shaun white not matt walker

 

[Peach.]

This beats any other nominated thread by a mile.

 

[Scott0_robot0]

whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? were you thrown in a pile of asbestos as a kid?

 

[Ski.Ballet]

 

[396222687862]

 

[BROSEIDON]

Lolz

 

[Style+eeze]

 

[Jibberino]

They're the same person, and he's definitely a snowboarder!

 

[Scott0_robot0]

yes? fuck on

 

[Jack_Mc]

you are fucking retarded

 

[GayWolf420]

Check your sarcasm meter, dickwad.

 

[Jack_Mc]

just saying its kinda hard to tell sarcasim online

 

[Scott0_robot0]

just sayin you should shut your dickcasim

 

[BROSEIDON]

Like

 

[cwillygood]

hahaha good one

 

[Kcin]

as you can clearly see in this photo matt walker is not a skier nor a snowboarder but a monoskier. i apologize for the inconvenience

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0622/as_ski_walker4_576.jpg

 

[theWIZARD]

"Im sean white, Im drunk as fuck, team canada just won...YYYEEEEAAAA" Matt Walker-CHUGLIFE

 

[ndye]

Your sarcasm meter has clearly been destroyed

 

[es94]

isnt tucker perkins sponsored by sessions?

 

[McFellon]

my jacket is 4square, a sn company, and it's fine

 

[matt.s]

this isnt even golden wheelchair. this is like platinum stretcher. or diamond hospital bed. or something like that.

 

[Ski.Ballet]

Platinum pacemaker?

 

[Scott0_robot0]

no it's not fine what are you dumblefucked right now or something?

 

[rankstank]

wait isn't that just a snowboard with forward bindings?

 

[GolfingElephant]

Dear Jack

this is your friend austin. your thread has turned into a shitstorm of sarcasm and udder stupidity. the fact that a thread about your jacket was made in the first place is riddiculouse. take this to gear talk please.

 

[matt.s]

when i saw this i thought of a guy that was so fat his nipples turned to udders.

 

[lanny94]

beat me to it

 

[Jibberino]

No, it really isn't.

 

[c4t_l0ver]

lol this thread is awesome.

 

[[tk]]

lol trollingz

 

[gus555]

OP, what size did you get and what's the zipper length

 

[Willard]

why do people buy stuff and then ask about it? fucking stupid

 

[GolfingElephant]

thank you, this kid is a trend whore